About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: J-bird
Birthday: 6th June
Birthplace: Leamington
Current Location: at my desk
Eye Color: green/blue
Hair Color: dark blonde... does that even exist?
Height: 6'3.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: what?
The Shoes You Wore Today: I didn't wear any shoes today
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: People of the opposite sex, and people of the same sex, and people who are a bit-of-both
Your Perfect Pizza: anchovies, olives, jalapenos and pepperoni... nobody EVER asks for a slice of that bad boy... that's how you stop the thieves
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: well it's a bit late in the year to be setting goals... dunno, to not die in the night
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: either 'hey', 'heh', 'lol', or '?'
Thoughts First Waking Up: This can't be Heaven... there are too many Germans and there's not enough booze. And Nick's here.
Your Best Physical Feature: my penis
Your Bedtime: Sleep is one of my favourite hobbies. I'm usually in bed by 6pm after my warm milk. I only need about 8 hours a night... and 10 in the day, and then I'm good to roll
Your Most Missed Memory: you mean people my age should still have memories?
Pepsi or Coke: both taste like a fat clown's asshole... diet coke all the way!
McDonalds or Burger King: BK every time
Single or Group Dates: single... only couples who are bored with each other have to go on group dates... unless you're talking about swingers
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: Tim... which is he again?
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee. black... with about a million fucking sugars. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!
Do you Smoke: I forget
Do you Swear: 'the fuck you talkin about?
Do you Sing: always. it's terribly annoying
Do you Shower Daily: course, sometimes I only get out to answer the phone
Have you Been in Love: yes. others would probably dissagree with me, but to them I say please go fuck yaself
Do you want to go to College: If you mean university, yes. If you mean college, then yes.
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, eventually. Are you proposing?
Do you belive in yourself: I'm not hearing a no...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I move.
Do you think you are Attractive: Fuckin' A I do. I'm the fourth most attractive one in my band (The Untouchables)
Are you a Health Freak: Have you ever met me? Go fuck yaself
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah. They gave me life. they give me money. I give them signed photos.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, they're sexy. And scary, which makes them cooler. If I could fuck a thunderstorm I would. I'd just have to get the metal plate out of my penis before I stepped outside.
Do you play an Instrument:&..39;
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drunk right now.
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm too drunk to remember
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only a smidge of scag, injected painfully into my eyes socket.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes actually, touchwood. It was full of twats.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no. But if I knew where to get them I probably would have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, I dont think so, it's possible
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my shower, yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a homeless guy's change cup and bought him a better cup to collect change
Ever been Drunk: will you just fucking read above?
Ever been called a Tease: yes, once. But I think he was joking... I hope he was joking
Ever been Beaten up: yes.
Ever Shoplifted: some penny sweets in high school... and some tv sets more recently
How do you want to Die: I intend to live forever... so far so good
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Tim... or Nick... Hell I'd probably even take Tom at this point. Either that or Carmen Electra's dildo... yeah the last one
What country would you most like to Visit: Zanzibar Land, outer heaven
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference really... but I do prefer eyes to gaping holes
Favourite Hair Color: again, as long as they have some...
Short or Long Hair: both simultaneously
Height: not taller than me
Weight: not bigger than me... a feat which I think is physically impossible
Best Clothing Style: minimalistic or none
Number of Drugs I have taken: in a boy/girl, wtf?!
Number of CDs I own: I would like them to own at least one CD, if only so as they know what a CD is to save me explaining it.
Number of Piercings: Don't have any
Number of Tattoos: Don't have any
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One. Taking this survey. Oh, and watching an episode of The Catherine Tate Show
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