What's up Ladies,
Do you step in the club and feel like you're at an auction..."Hennessy..got ya hennessy...can I get a Grey Goose and Cranberry..goose and cranberry...Shot of Patron...shot of patron going once...Poppin bottles in VIP...VIP going once...twice...SOLD to the sista with the banging body walking thru the ropes of the VIP swanging her hips with brothers offering her chips and quick trips to IHOP after the club."
Does he claim to be a MACK? Does he drive you around in his tricked out whip all day taking detours and bragging about G4s? Is he a man or a boy utilitzing his expensive toys trying to play house with you? When you met him he was driving a Benz and when you saw him again he was in the Range talking about his Maybach back at the crib? Did he buy you a drink and brag about his "Money in the Bank" Do you catch him randomly saying dumb sh*t like "I Make it Rain on These Hoes" Does he try to hypnotize you with his grillz and his chain to get the draws? How much cash is he dishing out for the ass?
TOP 10 REASONS
HE MIGHT BE TRICKIN OFF if...
1. He looks like the BEAST but has a BEAUTY on his arm
2. He offers to fly you and your girls to the Bahamas after 10 seconds of conversation
3. He took you to a car dealership on your first date
4. You've only known him for an hour and he wants to take you to see the house he's GOING to buy
5. You IMMEDIATELY enter into negotiation about what it's going to take to close the deal because he wants to BANG YOUR BACK OUT i.e. Akon and Snoop you
6. He's a married professional athlete who offers to pay your tuition, car payment, and mortgage if you just let him smell IT or touch IT
7. He's a famous entertainer who sees you on the street and offers you stacks of paper to go with him to an industry event and act like you're his girlfriend
8. He offers to take you shopping just so he can see you again
9. He has fully functioning hands but he can only touch you when currency is involved
10. He's paying for your apartment/condo/house and you're dating other people (AND HE KNOWS THIS)
Ladies I don't know if it's a stand up comedy, a play, a game, or if it's just some GAME. I mean, its been going on forever. It's like I'm in a Gieco commercial "Even a cave man could do it" but instead of offering to buy you a house he just promises to build you a fire and a hut? Please tell me I'm not alone out here. What's your story, your indecent proposal? What was the offer and what did it take to make the transaction? Did you smack him or were you down for it? Hell, did you need your rent paid? Were the lights getting turned off? Did dude save you from living with yo mama-n-em? What did he offer just to take you out? Was his bank roll his selling point? Was he nameless or a famous celebrity who let his money talk for him because only dollars make cents? Got mad because he spent his cash but didn't get no ass, and then he claimed like the Game that you "Wouldn't Get Far," failing to realize, without his cheddar and his car he couldn't travel much either.
They say the GAME is to be sold not told, but this sh*t is getting old. So Ladies and Gents lets put it all on the table. Share your TRICKIN OFF stories with us, as we prepare to use them in our upcoming projects for television, film and print.
Disclaimer: We are not hating, we're just seperating the Lames from the Kangs the Queens from the Fiends. So, TRICK if you must...just buy us some stuff.
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