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Krystal Rose

I just can't be beat! ;-)

About Me



I was country, when country wasn't cool..

"Love is giving someone the ability to hurt you, but trusting them not to!"

Four things a woman should know: How to look like a girl, How to act like a lady, How to think like a man, And how to work like a dog

And she rode away on a horse white as snow.

A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.

“Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.” -Margaret Thatcher
A COSBY SWEATER
Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass.

Since when did Porch Monkey become a racial slur?


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My Interests

"In the first place we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the man's becoming in very fact an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag, and this excludes the red flag, which symbolizes all wars against liberty and civilization, just as much as it excludes any foreign flag of a nation to which we are hostile...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907
I don't like the CITY. I like small towns. Camping, fishing, late night walks, beer, art, funny movies, video games and I just love meeting people with common sense. :)

Diner Dash: Flo on the Go

:) hehe

I'd like to meet:

“Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.”
“Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. Christopher Robin to Pooh”





Music:

.cat stevens. .patsy cline. .bright eyes. .heartless bastards. .conway twitty. .modest mouse. .the beatles. .tenacious d. .silversun pickups. .juno reactor. .ani difranco. .johnny cash. .buddy guy. .george jones. .weezer. .elton john. .rancid. .the offspring. .dixie chicks.

Movies:


High Fidelity,,,Sleepless in Seattle,,,Nacho Libre,,,Duets,,,The Big Lebowski,,,Pulp Fiction,,,Kill Bills,,,Pick of Destiny,,,Anchorman,,,Blades of Glory, Talladega Nights,,,Howl's Moving Castle,,,Garden State, Edward Scissor Hands,,,Grandma's Boy,,,Thank You For Smoking,,,Memoirs of a Geisha,,,Happy Feet,,,The Water Boy,,,OfficeSpace,,,You, Me and Dupree,,,3:10 to Yuma,,,Midnight and the Garden of Good and Evil,,,Wedding Crashers,,,Clerks and Clerks 2,,,Super Troopers,,,Pans Labrinth,,,Stranger than Fiction,,,Goonies,,,Benny and Joon and anything Star Wars. Any Anime directed by Hayao Miyazaki (especially Spirited Away, Stardust was good (Neil Gaiman book/movie) but MirrorMask is another good one to check out Jim Henson/Neil Gaiman



Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Nick at Night, comedy central and other random horse shit. I pollute my mind, daily.
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Heroes:

My father who passed away 4 years ago. I love my Daddy and I miss you.Jeremy L.G. - Our Pipeline youngin' - The sweetest boy - We love and miss you.

My Blog

Serenity is a nice word.

I feel like writing a blog and as I'm starting I've yet to truly decide on what I'm going to blab about.  One thing is for sure, I was trying to delete all my blog entries (with the exception of ...
Posted by Krystal Rose on Tue, 27 May 2008 03:18:00 PST

Finally

It snowed today, in the concrete jungle of Anchorage and we have just about a foot and a half.  Snow is nothing but trouble in the city.  It is not pretty when it snows here, you do not go s...
Posted by Krystal Rose on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:09:00 PST

fears

Fears: Ranked from childhood through parenthood (with thanks to Ray Federman) 1. Fear of the dark Under the bed. Inside the closet. Between leap and lan...
Posted by Krystal Rose on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:55:00 PST

and here we go again

Friends1. Who is your very best friend?Torrie2. Do you have friends that you secretly dislike?Hell no..3. What makes a good friend to you?Someone who can tolerate me and all my lovely behavior.4. Is t...
Posted by Krystal Rose on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:36:00 PST

You guessed it

Deep QuestionsWho are you?Krystal, the aspiring nurse - who's damn near joining the airforce..What keeps you awake at night?My nocturnal personality and maybe these silly survey'sIf you could go back ...
Posted by Krystal Rose on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:30:00 PST

I’ve come to realize

1. I've come to realize that my boobs:Are fun and bouncy objects2. I've come to realize that when I talk:Everything I say is perfect, correct and f...
Posted by Krystal Rose on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:18:00 PST

emotion

opy, Paste, Dont look at the bottom before you do the thing or it won't work!This is scary but pretty accurate.1. Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow?green   2. What's ...
Posted by Krystal Rose on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:09:00 PST

sig

I trust three people...ME, Myself and I - unfortunately those bitches let my ass down.MUST HAVE OLYMPIA BEER ASAP, going to have MELT DOWN.  :) ...
Posted by Krystal Rose on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 10:28:00 PST

Deep and tired = Delrium

..>RandomnessWhere are  you right now?my couch residenceWhat are you thinking about?How excited I am about nursing.What color are your eyes?BrownHave you ever been to Mexico?New MexicoDo you have...
Posted by Krystal Rose on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:56:00 PST

Never Ends

**Breakfast**Eggs; Sunny side up, Scrambled or Hard boiled?over easySausage or Bacon?turkey bacon or spicy country sausagePancakes, Crêpes or Waffles?pancakesCroissant, Danish or Pain au Chocolat?croi...
Posted by Krystal Rose on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:32:00 PST