The Darts are the most emo punks out there. We convert the whole population into vampires and other such tubular extreme Dart followers. Sometimes quite usually our music can be a little too punky and noisy for most audiences. We're still pretty extreme though. We like to remake songs without asking for permission, because most punk rockers like music. Yeah, its true that the po-po might not like punks, but they're not evil. Money is evil. If you want to purchase our albums, we'll sell like all 13 of them for 5 dollars. You gotta send us a message though, cuz we're not putting our mailing address up for all those motherfucking telemarketers. Nobody ever buys anything from telemarketers anyway, so why do they even bother calling. Its a conspiracy to annoy rebels like you and I. Mun, Fuck the man. We don't work for nobody! We'll probably go to Cali one day because that would be so uber awesome. Disturbed is a pretty cool band. But back to what we skaters do. Umm, mentioned we were extreme. Punkettes are welcome to chill anytime. Darts would love to collaborate with other wannabe artists like ourselves. We'd enjoy playing shows if anyone wanted us to. Understood our skill level is a little more towards the more undesirable punky direction, if you know what I mean. Its not very professional, but thats why we're considered RADICAL by our legion of sophisticated fans. Um, we don't have any money. Can't buy no fuckin drugs. Can't buy any guitars. Can't move out of the basement. We're broke as shit, and we hate working for our fascist bosses. Hopefully we'll be releasing several more anarchy-filled records and heart-felt promenades. We're emo. I guess these noises make us sound smart. We're influenced by Nirvana and Rancid. I'M IN LOVE WITH COLD. Also, Transplants are THE SHIT!!! So, like buy our CDs, Dude. You gotta be older than 17 and female to be a Darts groupie. Umm, what else. Yeah, party hardy to the extremes! PUNK ROCK FOREVER!!! Thats all. I can't think of anything else to say that sounds at all rad.
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