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I'm a girl who can be pigeonholed. My life ambition is become a j-pop super star. I live every single second of life to its very extreme even when I am asleep. I love hugs and a bunch of other clichés like letting cats of bags. I'm always in a diet drama and work with kids, therefore I am encrusted with filth and amused by bubbles. I'm a stickler for grammar; when will people learn to use "there" and "their" in the correct way? Then again the proper use of a semi colon still eludes me. I'm apparently a writer but never write anything for fear of it being rubbish. One of my greatest talents is drawing cartoon animals with distressed Charlie Brown eyes. If you are not a bitch, a jerk, pretentious or a melancholy I will probably take to you. I have an obscure sense of humour and I'm deathly afraid of death. I'm musical and like to think of myself as a creative. Hope you enjoy!....

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Crocodile Tears

Every time I am forced to make my bed I wonder the same thing. When I am dead, at the end of my life how much time will I have wasted making my bed. How many days, months even, will have been spent tu...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:25:00 GMT

Clowning is serious!

So Em just wrote a blog about people invading her space and I feel for her. A similar thing happened to me that really upset me a few weeks ago. I was facepainting one night at a large event (which I ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:46:00 GMT

Snippets!

I was just thinking about how great it is when you walk past people having a converstaion and you only hear one snippet of it and it makes NO SENSE it's so hilarious and fun to try and imagine th...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:44:00 GMT

Classic Child Convo's part 1

Just thought I'de post something one of the convos I had with one of the kids today. Now I won't disclose her name but it's a very cool one and all the staff at work think it sounds like a female...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:59:00 GMT

Anyone for the crapness of my day?

Anyone for the crapness of my day? So yeah it began with my the time on my phone becoming 40 minutes slow overnight so my alarm woke me up late and I was late for my first lecture. Which btw was ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:31:00 GMT

Arbitrary really

Well i'm at uni atm. I'm learning a lot about the literary champions of the past like Chaucer, Dickens, Bronte, Chekhov and Woolfe etc. It seems that if you were an exemplary writer you are destined t...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 23:10:00 GMT

Things I Love ^_^

Of course I can't do a hate blog and not have a love blog, everything must be balanced. Probably less funny and controversial is my love list! 1. Laying on a hot road in cold rain. 2. walking bea...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:42:00 GMT

Things I Hate ^_^

The subject title of this blog is not a mysterious anagram as such it is just things I hate. I would like to know if these things will still voilently aggravate me in some years to come, compare ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:47:00 GMT

The Gnone Party

I was facepainting the other week at Ipswich again. I went to centre management as instructed on my contract and asked for "Dude" the manager of the company I was working for that day. ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:59:00 GMT

Easter Bunny

A new day and a new blog! Ah I suppose I am addicted now, well at least when I have assignments I should be doing instead. So This actually happened about 3 weeks ago now but its a story I should like...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:11:00 GMT