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Stoney

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Me and my sister after boot camp. The P.O.A is the only pose I know at ths point. I try to think one step ahead, like a carpenter building stairs. I was kackulating the pacific derrigables to the pacific quarshtions and it seems that because of the peetott tube I'm ah able to be a firefighter/helecopter pilot. I learned this after peeing on a mans eviskeration in battle. So, for thoes of you who work with me you know that I am NOT a firefighter/helecopter pilot....but they do egsist!I'm in to motorcycles, volkswagen busses (I had a '65), paint ball, and just relaxing. I played the drums for 9 years and am currently looking to start a great metal band.I am out of the Marines and living in Las Vegas, where I'm a Fire Fighter at the nevada test sight. But guess what? Uncle Sam just called me back! Thats right, I was involuntariliy recalled into the Marines. So its back to the dumb games and cleaning. This time I'm getting sent to 29 Palms, Ca. For thoes of you who dont know, in 29 Palms (The 2-9, or 29 stumps) the ONLY things out there is a Marine Corps base, 29 palm trees and THATS IT. I'll be there for only 5 months though cuz then I get deployed to Iraq! so basicly there will be NO differfence in atmosphere when i'm in!!I also used to work part time for Medic West Ambulance. I am a total joker and fully sarcastic. I like people who are like that too. Mean people suck and so do fast cars. If you need four wheels to go fast your a whimp

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Yeah so i was finnaly able to get to a computer and write. I am in a huge valley and its hard to get a good signal. I could only call my folks long enough to tell them i'm fine and that i'm safe from ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:59:00 GMT

Samantha Ronson

Is it me or does Samantha Ronson on myspace fashion look like Malfoy from Harry Potter?
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 15:19:00 GMT

Naked man ass.

Why is it that no matter where in the locker room i put my stuff, when i come back there is always about 4 or 5 naked men lurking/changing around my locker. I'm serious. I put my stuff in a different ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 21:42:00 GMT

alcoholics

I dont understand alcoholics. I dont need a beer to relax, just an arm chair. A beer helps, though.
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:04:00 GMT

Anna returns.

If you read my blog titled 'So I Know this Girl' then you already know about Anna. Well, thats what we'll call her. She's back making my life miserable. The cactus didnt help. She's still out side my ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:16:00 GMT

If you need to fart...

Do what I do: hold it for the elevators!   Hope I helped.
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:20:00 GMT

So I know this girl

Her name is "Anna" and she's akwardly silly. She can't tie her shoes, so she has thoes dark grey velcro shoes. Ya know, the ones with the dumb red stripe. She reminds me of a goth/emo version of Audre...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:52:00 GMT

My friend Matt...

...is pretty much the stupidest person I know.   He didn't always look like that, though. One time a princess kissed a prince then he turned into the horrible mess that you see today.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:28:00 GMT

my epiphany

If you realy think about it...Underwear, is like a filter for your farts.
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:22:00 GMT

pressure

..> I'm under pressure to write another story in my blogs.....This is all Bri's fault. Blame her. ..>
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 18:00:00 GMT