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Beer=Heaven

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About Me

I don't like to talk about myself because I'm modest :P ^^ But if I was a narcissist I would say I have a huge cock, THE BIGGEST IN TWO STATES! I work my pecks out three hours a day in my personal gym (in my mansion by the sea with ninja butlers), I'm so smart that I came up with the theory of relativity (FUCK EINSTEIN!), and I dated Jessica Biel. But I'm modest...XP ^^

My Interests

I'm ususally most interested in listening to music, playing video games, having mind blowing conversations, or reading a book.

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

Well lets start with hip-hop, REAL hip-hop to be precise. Non of that fake ass SELLOUT COMMERCIAL RAP bullshit: I listen to reality hip-hop like Aesop Rock, Immortal Technique, Akir, Bone Thugs & Harmony, Definitive Jux, Cunninlynguists, Cage,Copywrite, Necro,Ill-Bill Nonphixion, Wu-Tang,ToneDeff,Tech 9,Sean Price,Boot, Brother Ali,Chino XL, El-P, Blood of Abraham, R.A. The Rugged Man, Rakim, Slick Rick,Blackalicious, Pharcyde, Sabac Red, Nas, Tupac(R.I.P.), Notorious B.I.G.(R.I.P.), Onyx, Sticky Fingers, Old Dirty Bastard A.K.A Baby Jesus (R.I.P), Cannibal Ox, Big Pun (R.I.P.), Beastie Boys, Mr. Lif, Rednex Poetry Squad, Canibus, Shyne,Gangstarr, Cypress Hill, Big L (R.I.P.), Pack FM, Substantial, 7L & Esoteric, Wordsworth, Q-Unique(EXCUSE ME IF I MISSED SOMEONE IMPORTANT)As for Metal and Rock, I like: The Beatles, Beck, The Doors, JIMI HENDRIX-YOU ARE A ROCK GOD-(R.I.P.),Incubus, Lamb of God... DeathKlok-The Deathalbum, God Forbid, Heaven Shall Burn, Divine Heresy, GOD SUCKS DICK!, Despised Icons, Led Zepplin, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, SoulFly, Sublime, Slayer, System of A Down, Tenacious D, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Wes Montgomery, Damien Marley, Violent Femmes, Korn, Metallica, Tool, Oasis, Third Eye Blind, RadioHead, Rage Against the Machine,Weezer,Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan, Jonny Cash, The Cure, Trivium, Pantera, Dir En Grey, Sepultura, Cannibal Corpse, Killswitch Engage, 311, (ALSO AGAIN EXCUSE ME IF I MISSED SOMEONE IMPORTANT)With all respect to kick ass artists everywhere in every genre of music...Much Love...

Movies:

The Doors, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, American History X, Animal House, Enemy At The Gates, Afro Samurai, Three O'clock High, The Hunted, The Beach, High Tension, Falling Down, Reservoir Dogs, Equilibrium, Waiting, Snatch, American Beauty, Crash, Boondock Saints, Hoodlum,Fight Club, The Warriors, Pink Floyd the Wall, Freddy Got Fingered, Mallrats, Requim For A Dream, Faces of Death, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Jackass 1, Jackass 2, Taxi Driver, Tenacious D The Master Works, Lucky # Slevin, Surviving The Game, Wonderland, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, GrindHouse-Death Proof, and Planet Terror, Four Rooms, Pootie Tang, American Psycho, The Hills Have Eyes, The Lost Boys, Very Bad Things,Nightbreed, Ninja Scroll, Lamb of God Killadelphia,Bruce Lee-Fists of Fury, Chinese Connection, Jet Li-Twin Warriors, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, Blood in Blood Out, Platoon,Bad Santa, The Pest, Akira, Once Upon a Time In America, Batman, Batman Begins, The Unforgiven, Donnie Darko, Gladiator, Farenheit 911, Sicko, Boyz in The Hood, Friday, GO, Juice, The Deadliest Art, Porky's, Roger Rabbit, Rumble in The Bronx, Can't Hardly Wait, Bullet,A Bronx Tale, Goodfellas, Gangs of New York, The Good Son, Stand By Me,Don't Try This At Home-The Steve-O Video, Tombstone, Kids, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, The Protector, Running Scared, Robin Hood Men In Tights, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Jimmy Hendrix Live At Woodstock and thats just to name a few....

Television:

Def Poetry, Wonder Showzen, The Simpson's, South Park, Drawn Together, The Boondocks, Morel Orel, Metalocalypse, The Adventures of Batman the animated series, Family Guy, Superjail, Korgoth of Barbaria, Drinky Crow, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Brothers, Ren and Stimpy, Squidbillies, Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, Assy McGee, Xavier Renegade Angel, Shin Shan, Comedy Central, Cash Cab, History & Discovery Channel, oh and animal Planet every now and then.

Books:

(Political and Socially conscious Books)Che Guevara: A revolutionary life (biography) by Jon Lee Anderson, Lies My Teacher Told Me by James W. Loewen, How America Lost Iraq by Aaron Glantz, What Cops Know by Connie Fletcher, Perfectly Legal by David Cay Johnston, Overdosed America by John Abramson, Big Lies by Joe Conason, The Neal Pollock Anthology of American Literature by Neal Pollock, The Arc of Justice by Kevin Boyle, Actual Innocence by Barry Scheck, Peter Neufeld, and Jim Dwyer,(Rational Critique Books) The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins, Why I Am Not A Christian by Bertrand Russel, The Portable Atheist by Christopher Hitchens, The End of Faith by Sam Harris, Letter to a Christian Nation by Sam Harris, Everything You Know About God Is Wrong by Russ Kick, You Are Being Lied To by Russ Kick, Self Contradictions of the Bible by William Henry Burr, Why I Am Not A Muslim by Ibn Warraq, Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie, The Quotable Atheist by Jack Huberman, The Atheist's Bible by Joan Konner, Tomorrow's God by Neal Donald Walsch, Frederick Nietzsche The Gay Science translation by Walter Kaufman, The Philosophy of Frederick Nietzsche by H.L. Menckhen, Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Friedrich Nietzsche, The Antichrist by Friederich Nietzsche, The Divine Comedy of Dante Alighieri, (Poetry Books)Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu, Edgar Alla Poe Fiction and Non-Fiction, The Essential Shakespeare, The Beforelife by Franz Wright, Favorite Poems of Emily Dickinson, Poetry 180 by Billy Collins, 180 more Poems by Billy Collins, 100 Best Love Poems of All Time edited by Leslie Pockell, Immortal Poems of the English Language edited by Oscar Williams, The Major Poets English and American edited by Charles M. Coffin, Risking Everything edited by Roger Housden, Paper Dance 55 Latino Poets edited by Victor Hernandez Cruz, Leroy V. Quintana, and Virgil Suarez, 100 Selected Poems by E.E. Cummings, The Rose That Grew From Concrete by Tupac Shakur, Speech! Speech! by Geoffrey Hall, (Fiction Books) I hate to see that evening sun go down collected stories of William Gay, and My Favorite Horror Story edited by Mark Baker and Martin H. Greenburg, and The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas.

Heroes:

All the writers and musicians above are all my personal hero's.

My Blog

Immortality and Wishful Thinking

One desire by which the human mind is so often teased is the desire to live after death. It is not difficult to explain. Men live so briefly that their plans far outrun their ability to execute them. ...
Posted by Beer=Heaven on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:42:00 PST

Boondocks Journal Entry 1

      Just the other day I was surfing the internet when I decided to visit one of my favorite websites. The name of the website is adultswim.com and on it is an array of cart...
Posted by Beer=Heaven on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:37:00 PST

Poetry Essay on Taoism

When the Shoe FitsChuang TzuCh'ui the draftsmenCould draw more perfect circles freehandThan with a compassHis fingers brought forthSpontaneous forms from nowhere. His mindWas meanwhile free and withou...
Posted by Beer=Heaven on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:15:00 PST

Television poem

TelevisionThis fascination with false reality,us both falling in love/hate relationshit.This bastard both born in pixalation and lust.To catapult and pollute my mind,like uniformed addicted patients.B...
Posted by Beer=Heaven on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

Sympathy for the Seabird:

Sympathy For A Seabird: Chapter 6Talks on the stories of Chuang Tzu  There is no human nature as such-there are human natures. each individual is a universe unto himself, you cannot make any gene...
Posted by Beer=Heaven on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:16:00 PST

Fredrich Nietzsche: The Intellectual Conscience

      I keep having the same experience and keep resisting it every time. I do not want to believe it although it is palpable: the great majority of people lack an intellectua...
Posted by Beer=Heaven on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 06:17:00 PST

Chaung Tzu: Do Not Imitate Others!!!

      You are here to fulfill your own destiny and that destiny is individual, it is nobody elses. This existence has given you birth to fulfill a particular destiny which can...
Posted by Beer=Heaven on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:47:00 PST

The Population of the World

There's Nothing Ahead: By RumiLovers think they're looking for each other,but there's only one search: wandering this world is wandering that, both inside onetransparent sky. in here there is no dogma...
Posted by Beer=Heaven on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:31:00 PST

Freedom

Wild Geese: By Mary Oliver- You do not have to be good. You do not have walk on your knees for a hundred miles throughthe desert, repenting. You only haveto let the soft animal of your body love what ...
Posted by Beer=Heaven on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:42:00 PST