the myspace conspiracy theory |
Is anyone ever suspicious about the tally of how many people supposedly view your blog a day? Surely three people have not already viewed this...it's only 8:30 in the morning!!...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:33:00 PST |
seeking army of brides |
Posted by Sarah on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:10:00 PST |
feeling lazy |
I need to be hit with an energy stick! Anyone got one?
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:16:00 PST |
physical theatre hurts |
Lower back
Neck
Middle back
Shoulders
Upper arms
Upper back
Thighs
That lower leg muscle that I forget the name of.
IT ALL HURTS....
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 04:15:00 PST |
14 performance ideas. |
Duct tape a chair to a telegraph pole
Strangle a neck with gold hands
hyperventilate till exhaustion
Strap a stereo to your stomach
Drop fake ears from a balcony
Wear a frozen chicken as a ...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:22:00 PST |
a second bridezilla performance. |
A second showing of my work in progress; the work involved four brides in skeleton-like dresses standing on a large table in a small room. Audience members crowded around in the claustrophob...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:32:00 PST |
There is a sewing machine dribbling out of my mouth |
My finger just got jabbed with the sewing machine needle. It hurts like hell. Fucking fuck fuck. Stupid wedding dress. Shit, now there's blood all over the keyboard&....
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:15:00 PST |
dribbling confetti |
confetti in your mouth....confetti in a bucket....confetti from the ceiling...confetti flying from a fan....confetti in your shoe....confetti in the fridge....confetti in the sink....confetti in your ...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:53:00 PST |
Brides dribbling |
Making a wedding dress is much harder than it looks.
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:47:00 PST |
Bridezilla: A dribble of thought |
I'm making a show
To be performed in October.
It's about brides
And moustaches.
It takes place under a street lamp
On top of a roof
Inside a car
And next to a railway line.
I don't really kno...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:25:00 PST |
