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Ozzy

About Me

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Myspace LayoutsHi. My name is Ozzy and I'm a 2 year old chihuahua. I love bacon, ham, pork rinds, and slim jims. Right now I'm shacking up with my mom, Michell, and my little "bitch" sister, Ginger. I'm a spoiled brat who gets whatever he wants. While I'm preferential to other chihuahuas, I'm buddies with many other breeds. Wanna be my buddy?
I'm told I'm stubborn and strong willed. I like long walks, bitches, chew toys, tall trees, licking my wang and belly scratches.
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name? Ozzy
What's your mommy/owners name? Michell
What breed are you? Chihuahua
How much did you cost? I was expensive, and worth every dollar
What's your favorite toy? I like just about everything, perferably plushie
Tap water ot bottled water? Tap
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I usually walk, but way walk when you can be carried?
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? 5 lbs
Do you wear clothes? Sometimes
Long or short hair? Short
Indoor or outdoor? Indoors
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? With Mommy
What's your fave color? I'm a brother who loves PINK
Do you chase cats or get along with them? Chase, cats suck!!!
How old are you? 2 years old,(in people years)14 in people years!
Do you like to go swimming? No
Are you fixed? Yes, I've been de-balled
What color are your eyes? Black with flecks of gold
What color is your hair? Black, tan, and white
Do you get groomed? No
Are you potty trained? Of course
How much do you bark? A lot
Have you ever bit anyone? Yes
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? No
Do you like the bath or hate it? I don't really like it
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? It depends on the dog
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? Yes, this beautiful butter leather little thing
Do you do any doggie sports?? Is fetch a sport?
How cute are you from 1 to 10? Come on, what do you think, I'm a 10

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Doggie Secrets #5

Anonymous Doggie reveals: "I will not chase the shadows on the wall because Mommy and Daddy will think I am nuts. But they don't hear the voices..." Ozzy says: Spooky.
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 15:56:00 GMT

Dear God

Dear God, May I have my testicles back?
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 00:34:00 GMT

Doggie Secrets .4

Anonymous Doggie reveals: "Sometimes when the phone rings, I will knock the receiver off the phone and breathe heavily into the mouthpiece." Ozzy says: Mouth-breather! Share your secret confessi...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 16:59:00 GMT

Chihuahua Property Laws

Chihuahua Property Laws go as follows: 1.  If I like it, it's mine. 2.  If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3.  If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 4.  If I can take i...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:17:00 GMT

Dear God

Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Schnauzer across the street. Oz
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:30:00 GMT

Do Blondes Have More Fun?

Dear Oz, Yes, I admit, I've got blonde locks... but some of the neighborhood dogs make blonde jokes at my expense! I am peeeeeved! Puppy Hilton ~*~~*~~*~ Dear Pup, Have you heard the one about the blo...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 15:28:00 GMT

Dear God

Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? Peace Out, Oz
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:03:00 GMT

Doggie Secrets #3

Anonymous Doggie reveals: "I like to thrust my snout into the crotches of visitors, and when they try to shoo me away, I turn right around and do the same thing to their butts." Ozzy says: Persi...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:02:00 GMT

Poopie

Dear Ozzy, Do you eat poo? Dog? Cat? Moose? Any flavor preference? Sincerely,Nibbler ~*~~*~~*~ Dear Nibbler, Unfortunately I have never had the opportunity, nor any inclination, to partake in these ex...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 17:11:00 GMT

Pardon Me?

Dear Ozzy, Do you have any Grey Poupon? Sincerely,Sir Snarfy Snarfington, III ~*~~*~~*~ Dear SSS: Why yes, yes I do! Oz
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:49:00 GMT