STORY WRITTEN BY hANK cOLIN AND mICHAEL LAST NIGHT |
fuckinshitassbitchdick. _-çÒ -_ Current mood: high
those boys were whacking off in my tool shed, they were whackin goff everywhere...pass it to me. my ffet are slowly going numb. we fall asleep on ...
Posted by Dankish Beef-Witted Apple- John on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:40:00 PST |
20 things to do before I die |
1. Be on Jeopardy
2. Get married
3. Drink a gallon of milk in an hour
4. Throw something heavy through a giant plate glass window
5. Take a gondola ride in Venice
6. Write a novel
7. Do something good...
Posted by Dankish Beef-Witted Apple- John on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST |
Animal fur |
Here's a little story I'd like to share with you all: The majority of the world's commercial fur comes from China where it is documented that animals, including dogs and cats, raised...
Posted by Dankish Beef-Witted Apple- John on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:29:00 PST |
Taggy gamey thingy |
This is a taggy gamey thingy that Ashleigh told me to post...so I am....I heart you Ashdizzle
So the rules are, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with "6 wierd facts/things/habits...
Posted by Dankish Beef-Witted Apple- John on Tue, 02 May 2006 08:14:00 PST |
mmmmm ehh Car fight? |
so like 2 days ago I found myself walking the streets of Sandy with my compadres Antonio and Pablo well as we were carousing a truck hauling a trailer pulled out of the Les Schwab parking lot and bloc...
Posted by Dankish Beef-Witted Apple- John on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 12:41:00 PST |
Summers end |
Well the end of the summer is now upon us wich makes me sad.This has been by far the best summer of my life.It has been great making new friends and doing new things. Probably the highlight of my summ...
Posted by Dankish Beef-Witted Apple- John on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 12:20:00 PST |
God Camp Yes!!! |
Hey everybody I just got back from god camp it was awesome I met so many new freinds and awesome people. I am definately going back next year. Now I am like best friends with alot of people and I am v...
Posted by Dankish Beef-Witted Apple- John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
quiz? |
Do This Bitches!!
1.Who are u?2. Are we friends?3. When and where did we meet?4. Do u have a crush on me?5. Would u kiss me?6. Give me a nickname, and explain why you picked...
Posted by Dankish Beef-Witted Apple- John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The best song in the history of the human race |
Oh my name it is nothin'My age it means lessThe country I come fromIs called the MidwestI's taught and brought up thereThe laws to abideAnd that land that I live inHas God on its side.Oh the history b...
Posted by Dankish Beef-Witted Apple- John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
me |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A - Age you got your first kiss: 13B - Band listening to right now: WilcoC - Crush: not sayinD - Dad's name: RickE - Easiest person to talk to: AntonF - favorit...
Posted by Dankish Beef-Witted Apple- John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
