when i grow up i wanna be a faggot, nigger, cunt, whore, jew, spic, kraut, wop, sissie, whitey, hippy, greedy, money-making, healthy, sweaty, hairy, masculine, quirky new waver, right wing, left wing, chicken shit, ass kicking, dumb fuck, nuclear physicist, alcoholics anonymous counselor, psychiatrist, journalist, stink fist, romance novelist, gay, black, cripple, junkie, hiv postive, hermaphrodite, flipper baby, overweight, anorexic, king, queen, pawn broker, stock broker, pot smoker (all is swell, less is more, god is gay, harpoon a catch)rock journalist, stuffy, cranky, middle-aged, bitter, little, scrawny, opinionated, old, booking agent and editor of a fanzine that segregates the small percent into a even smaller percent. keep em divided, ghettoize, united we stand, do not respect others sensitivites. kill yourself kill yourself kill kill kill kill kill kill rape rape rape rape rape rape is good, rape is good, rape kill greed greedgood greed good rape yes kill
fucki ain't got a fuckin problem i just love to say fuck and i don't care who's around me i could really give a fuck and i don't care if your my mother or my motherfuckin father i could really give a fuck now that ain't my motherfuckin problem oh yeahi love to say fuck when i'm driving in my car fuck, when i'm walking in the fuckin park fuck you if you don't like what i say i love to say fuck every fuckin day oh yeah i love to say fuckyeah i hope i don't offend you when i say the word fuck i guess you had it coming to you you're such a worthless little fuck
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Name? Nicknames?: Sioux-Ellen Phoenix, sioux, siouxie, bitch, slut, whore, cunt, sioux bags, innapropriate sioux
Birth date?: 22 years ago
Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: my sisters a slut, my brother is drunk and im getting myself all dressed up
What are you wearing right now?: a beer can
Who do you live with?: a whole bunch of faggots
Do you have any pets?: i have a dead dog, an alive dog, 2 cats, 3 goldfish
What's your favorite food?: galatic chicken shit
Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: i hate it
What's your major?: murder, murder, yes indeed, .K.I.L.L.I.N.G
Is your room messy or clean right now?: its a clean mess
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: JACK DANIELS!!
What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: beer, 4% pretty much doesnt count
How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: i think fat people should smoke
If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: i hate my phone, i hate getting calls and answering them, i never/hardly reply to texts. i hate the noises it makes. one day il shoot it with a shot gun
How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: none, driving is for fat people
What's your favorite clothing store?: the bendon factory
Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: i sleep with boys not toys
When was the last time you were on a diet?: last weekend, whoa 4 days straight boozing it!
Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: a brain surgeon
What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: short term; find something to eat. long term; get drunk tonight
What is your favorite type of fast food?: moon rocks
Have you ever truly been in love?: yes i love the ghost of vincent price
Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: na, just chopped them up instead
What kind of car do you drive?: stick shift, baahaha
Where did you go on your funnest vacation?: to hell on april 24th 2005
What's your favorite holiday?: halloween .. What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: porn, porn
Where did/will you go for your 21st birthday?: to the cemetery by the sea for some grave robbing
Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: i hate it
Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: .....i just like drinking man..
How many car accidents have you been in? How many were your fault?: i drove over someones head, put it in reverse and did it again
Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?: no, but iv shot some up
Who was the last person you spoke on the telephone with?: optimus prime
Do you chew on the straw?: i like shoving the straw up my arse
What are you listening to right now?: some
What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?: noone, but i wish you looked like synyster gates or nikki sixx and thats for sure
..When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: yesterday. the hospital wants to put germs in me. but they never will and they will never take me down alive!
What brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?: i dunno, what brand did johnny depp wear in fear and loathing? cause i want to get myself as fucked up as them and need tennis shoes
What did you dress up as last Halloween?: no. but i sure as hell celebrated....for almost a month
What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: flea shampoo
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: myself
What do you have on your bedroom walls?: brains
What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?: batman
About how many friends from high school do you still talk to?: they are all dead
What are you biggest peeves?: running out of booze and ciggarettes really grinds my gears
Are your parents still together?: no, i was born and i ruined everything
What is your favorite color?: black
What sports did you play in high school?: i played 'lets wag school and go get stoned'
Are you a lover or a fighter?: both. i love to fight
Do you read the Bible?: i read labels on booze bottles
Do you like to go camping?: why go camping when i could just go to a bar?
I know you don't like books, so what is your favorite magazine?: i do like some books, fag!
Do you keep a journal?: I've started a new heroin diary and this time I have a few new reasons.One, I have no friends left.Two, so I can read back and remember what I did the day before.And three, so if I die, at least I leave a nice little suicide note of my life.
What's your favorite animal?: GIRAFFES!!!
When is the last time you puked?: ha! if i remember correctly last weekend or the weekend before, naturally i dont remember much
Have you ever broken any bones?: i broke katts arm, does that count?
Can you drive a stick-shift car?: driving is for fat people
Who is your favorite actor/actress?: johnny depp
Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: i wear bling bro
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?: i just have socks on man
What cologne/perfume do you wear?: ea de dog shit fumes
Wal-Mart or Target?: which ever is selling 6inch platforms the cheapest
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or major crush? Who is it!?: ssssshhhhhhhh its a secret!
What size bed do you have in your room?: queen? i think. im not really down with bed sizings
What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: meat and girls
Are you more like your mom or your dad?: my mummy dont love me, and my daddy dont care
Do you floss your teeth?: nah, but i use lion red mouthwash
Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?: myspace
How long was your longest relationship?: too long
Why did it end?: cause i was born to lose and determined to die
Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: no, yes, maybe
Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: im schitzo, so it really depends
Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: i just point to my bling
What is your main ring tone on your phone?: what ever is the gayest tune i can find
When is the last time you worked out?: i worked out that if you flick the switch down the light comes on!
Who is your favorite professional athlete?: junkie man
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: the grim reaper
Do you know how to sew?: i know how to drink
About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: too many
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: well considering i tend to go for men in there 70's and 80's hair is a real bonus
Have you ever been to the stripclub?: yes indeed
What was the last shot you took? When was this?: in the chest, yesterday in tha hood trying to keep my turf and scoring crack
What are your bad habits?: sometimes i sober up
Have you ever been fired from a job?: kinda
What was the last live sporting event you attended?: roller derby!
Do you consider yourself to be religious?: im seeking...............................another drink
Have you ever ridden in an ambulence?: why yes
Did you ever wear braces?: i hate it
Are you artistic/creative?: alcoholic, actually
What kind of mood are you in right now?: im feeling a little rascist today
What time is it?: 3.55am
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