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I make my bed every morning. I own a pair of shoes for nearly every occasion. I am tempted to open doors that say "emergency exit only, alarm will sound." I never press 1 to leave a message, I just wait for the beep. Note: crisp apples are the only apples worth eating, excluding apple sauce, which is a bi-product. I NEED to have at least 2 alarm clocks...and that barely gets the job done. It is always my goal, when filling a cup from the watercooler, to make it do that cool loud bubbling noise. I believe driving is an art. As is cutting the grass (developing systematics and accomplishment). I AM A POET. Yeah, I'm pretty much just a geek. Human beings were created to worship a King more grand than our minds can possibly fathom. Thankfully, this King has revealed Himself to us. His majesty and awesomeness draws me to Him constantly. It is not easy to do everyday, but I do want to live in The Truth and live for God. Sacrifice for Sacrifice for Glory. I am very much in love with the one who took on the weight of my sins and challenges me to follow. My girlfriend is the rad beautiful one... I like her mucho mucho, and hope to spend the rest of my days with her.



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Dang it feels good to be a gangsta... I mean... to be in youth ministry!

Last night was just a terrific night of ministry! I have been slowly grounding myself into the beast of a youth ministry known as One for a few months, and just recognized a sort of break through last...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:44:00 GMT

Awesome Easter!

Regardless of this post being considered "late", this past Sunday deserves some mention! Beyond fantastic food and egg hunts (photos of this out-grown activity are available somewhere on facebook), re...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:50:00 GMT

on seeking Wisdom

Make your ear attentive to wisdom, Incline your heart to understanding...Cry for discernment, Lift your voice for understanding...Seek her as silver,And search for her as hidden treasure; Then you wil...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 06:44:00 GMT

Even when it's -33!

Being outside in the sixth hour is straight frightening when you live in the midwest and there are severe winter storms in process. After having my car start, and getting to work, I could not believe ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:06:00 GMT

Seasonal Thoughts, Radicalism, and Reflections

Some of you may have already seen fragments of this from me, and if you have, I believe they are worth repeating anyway..."He recounts a church in Lexington, KY., that pooled together Christmas money...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:05:00 GMT

Disappointed with the "Christian" Reaction

This election has been an interesting journey; a spiritual journey. After voting for the first time four years ago, I wanted to go about it different this time. My aim was to look at the candidates a...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:11:00 GMT

no clothes, no clothes

I know what you were thinking about when you read the title, but...In an effort towards appreciation, worship, self-control, and understanding: I, Joshua Patrick Shelton will not purchase any clothes ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:39:00 GMT

Just like in the movies

When you were a kid, would you ever finish watching a movie and quickly begin mimicking the personality traits of a main character? I used to. Sometimes I still find myself doing it every once in a ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:32:00 GMT

revealing orange peels

aloha              Fruit is one of the most wonderful objects one can find on this Earth.  They come in all shapes, sizes, and ma...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 21:21:00 GMT

Only an unfaithful whore

I struggle with God.            I am a junior studying youth ministry, wondering how will I have an obedient ministry, when I have so ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:49:00 GMT