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Kendra

Hookers don't like to snuggle

About Me

* * ♥kendra = awesome♥ ♥
01. What is your favorite word?
Beautiful
02. What is your least favorite word?
Treats.. that word just bothers me.
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
People that are passionate about what they do..intelligence and wit
04. What turns you off?
Ignorance, Closed minded people
05. What is your favorite curse word?
Motherfucker!
06. What sound or noise do you love?
Abby's laughter
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Lawnmowers
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Lawyer..or president..
09. What profession would you not like to do?
Tax attorney
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Yeah, you're on the list.
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be The Beef
You ride around in a A pair of 1962 Roller Skates
Yo gang Tha Vanilla Icers
Yo shoes be Bathroom slippers
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 1,598
How much money you got? $6.47605330868075e+26
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

♥EWAN!!!!♥Billie Joe Armstrong♥Quentin Tarantino♥Sofia Coppola♥Bill Murray♥Jenna Jameson♥the woman who created 7th Heaven to ask her why her show sucks so much...and why I'm so addicted..it's like heroin♥Dave Chapelle♥Paris Hilton♥Rachel Bilson♥Amy Poehler♥Maya Rudolph♥Jack Black ("Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?" Yes. Yes I do.)♥Ben Stiller♥Timothy Olyphant♥George W. Bush (just kidding)♥Rachel Dratch♥"Drunk Girl" (screw you, Jimmy)♥Madonna♥Perry Farell♥Jim Morrison♥the Olsen twins..oh, wait..Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.. Sooooooooooooooo many moresucka what?!
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Music:

Eclectic

Movies:

Oh man..*Clueless*Trainspotting*Chasing Amy("What's a Nubian? Bitch, you almost made me laugh..")*Mallrats("Like the back of a Volkswagen??")*Clerks*Jay and Silent Bob ("OOOOOOOOHH..I wanna suck youse guys dicks off..")*Wet Hot American Summer*Donnie Darko (weird movie)*Velvet Goldmine (anything with Ewan's wiener in it is OK by me*The Shining*Virgin Suicides*Party Girl*Old School*Clockwork Orange*Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2*Pulp Fiction*Fear*Girl Next Door*Half Baked*Waiting for Guffman*A Mighty Wind*Best In Show*Dirty Dancing (Nobody puts baby in the corner)*Hollywood Shuffle*American Beauty ("JUST DON'T HAVE SEX WITH MY DAD, OK?!")*What Dreams May Come*Coming to America*Bowling for Columbine*Gia*Fear and Loathing*This Boy's Life*GO*About a Boy*Welcome to the Dollhouse*Aalllll of the Nerds movies*any of the America Undercover things on HBO..Especially the "hookers at the point" ones*Kindergarten Cop*True Lies*Top Gun ("GOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!")****

Television:

house.law and order.the office.scrubs.

Books:

Reading is Fundamental

Heroes:



And of course: Oprah and Jesus.

My Blog

OH, how i wish....

    I was self-important and boring.
Posted by Kendra on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST

it's gonna be soo bangin..

I'm talking of course about the year 2007. At least for me. Because, my friends, this year:I will:-Promote the resurgence of the fanny pack. I'm so serious.-Get into a bar fight.-Quit smoking. Maybe.-...
Posted by Kendra on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST

to whom it may concern

Time to air some grievances!♥Dear people in my neighborhood that refuse to spay or neuter their damn cats,Seriously? I like cats just as much as the next guy,but come ON. It's like a cat show o...
Posted by Kendra on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST

damn i'm cool

Name 3 things in your purse/wallet:1. dinero2. debit card3. i.d.Name 3 things you do when you're really stressed:1. freak out2. smoke like a madman3. bite my nailsName 3 places you go on a daily basis...
Posted by Kendra on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:50:00 PST

i do too many

1. Nervous Habits? smoking, biting my nails2. Are you double jointed? I used to be 3. Can you roll your tongue? word4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? yup5. Can you blow spit bubble?yes6. Can you...
Posted by Kendra on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:14:00 PST

100 THINGS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNEW

1.Name: Kendra2.Nickname: Ken-dawg, Bree, Sex-bottom3. Birthday:10/13/834. Place of Birth: Orange, CA5. Zodiac Sign:Libra6. Male or Female: Lady7. Education: PH.D. (pimpin' hoes degree)8. High schools...
Posted by Kendra on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:50:00 PST

misty watered colored memories..

Ok this is how it works, If you know me in person or if you have every talked to me at a club or even a party.... If you just know me from Myspace or IMs....... This is the memory blog for every one t...
Posted by Kendra on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:28:00 PST

Survey thief.

♥ 1. DO YOU SNORE? when I'm drunk.. 2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Lover! And a fighter.. but only with people I know.. 3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? frogs.. and dying alone.. 4. AS...
Posted by Kendra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the ABC's of ME..

A - Age: 21B - Band listening to right now: The BraveryC - Career/Future Career: Lawyer maybe.. for the momentD - Dad's name: TroyE - Easiest person to talk to: It's a toss-up.. B, Miranda, "Flower".....
Posted by Kendra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's been a while..

Last Person who: + You shared a bed with: I think Miranda + Saw you cry: everyone who went to the beach.. i'm an emotional drunk, I guess.. + Spent the night at your house: no one in a looong time!...
Posted by Kendra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST