hmmm... about me. thats a hard thing for anyone to do.. try to explain all things that encompass their soul. so i suppose that since i cant really explain who i am i will tell a story that sort of illustrates my being.
so when i graduated from high school my parents said that as a gift they would allow me to take a trip to anywhere in the world that i wanted to go to. i had seen a show on the discovery channel about these tribe people out near the amazon that would let travelors live with them for some period of time. so i thought... ok... i wanna find myself. i wanna find myself with some badass tribal people out in the amazon. so i jumped a flight and off i went.
so i arrived and made a 4 day journey by alligator to the very remote village of dmsoijondno. i knew that life with these people would be very different from what i was used to, but what i saw there i could have never been prepared for. when i arrived there were cardboard cutouts of pat sajak everywhere. this struck me as odd and i asked why in the world pat sajak was being worshipped by these people. the tribe leader turned to me, put his hands on my shoulders, looked deep into my eyes and replied, "erjin//fjkn wijd;a ewnf834n"... which is dmsoijondoian for "because hes the fucking man".
i cant begin to tell you just how much that trip changed my life and made me into the person i am today. i hope that this little tale of the greatest adventure of my entire life has given you some sort of insight into who i really am. and if it hasnt maybe you need to go back and reread it.