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JÅM€$

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About Me


In west Adamlandia born and raised,
In Ms. Chung’s class where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And deep-throating light sabers outside of the school
When a couple of trolls said "we’re up in no good"
Started making jizz in my neighborhood
I got in one big anus and my mami got scared
And said "you’re moving with your Naurie Pai so go lick a chair."
I whistled for a vespa and when it came near the
License plate said "Penis" and had a chode in the mirror
If anything I could say that this vespa was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo my p33n’s in a snare
I pulled up to a house about six or nine
And I yelled to the troll "yo, home fuck you later"
Looked at my treehouse
I was finally there
To settle my throne and get it on with a hare.
-Naur33n, The Qu33n of P33n

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Aberfeldy
Against Me!
The Aggrolites
The Aquabats
Arcade Fire
Artic Monkeys
Atom and His Package
The Beatles
Beck
Bob Marley
Cold War Kids
Daft Punk
David Bowie
The Decemberists
Devo
The Flaming Lips
The Flight of the Conchords
Franz Ferdinand
The Fratellis
Girl Talk
The Gorillaz
Gwen Stefani
Kennedy
LCD Soundsystem
Lily Allen
Malajube
Mates of State
Mickey Avalon
No Doubt
Of Montreal
Ok Go
The Phenomenauts
The Pillows
The Planet Smashers
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reel Big Fish
Rooney
The Shins
Spoon
Stars
Streetlight Manifesto
The Strokes
TV on the Radio
and more.