Beep, beep, damn it. |
For the next 30 days or so I will be experiencing some transportation complications. Geez, life really has a funny way of kicking me in the ass. Well, with my own foot, I guess. Shou... Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:18:00 GMT |
Italic vs. Caps |
Okay, so I’m sitting here eating cookies ’n cream ice cream for breakfast and trying to write people back (sometimes it’s a chore, I swear), when I realize how I wish I could use ita... Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:49:00 GMT |
My future occupation |
amanda --[noun]:A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comI KNEW IT!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:27:00 GMT |
<PAUSE> |
Have you ever felt like you've dug yourself into a hole? But the hole is on the beach? And the tide is coming in?And instead of trying to get out, you complain about having sand in your ey... Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:50:00 GMT |
Good Citizen Handbook |
We found this amongst our holiday decorations. Its my Good Citizen Handbook that I made in my second grade class. The spelling and punctuation is exactly the same. Just imagine ... Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:53:00 GMT |
get the patch |
My mom told me that the man who bought our house has gutted the bushes out of the front lawn. I haven't seen it yet...the damage.
Today/yesterday, my eyelashes were being rebellious again.&... Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:03:00 GMT |
Satan says... |
I thought this was appropriate:
PATRIOTISM, n. Combustible rubbish read to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last re... Posted by on Mon, 04 Jul 2005 16:37:00 GMT |
Go paint yourself a personality! |
About a week ago, I had a conversation with my mother that went a little something like this:
M: "You know, now that you are a server, I think you should wear makeup more often."
A: (Not at all... Posted by on Fri, 06 May 2005 09:51:00 GMT |
There's a man in my pocket. |
Yes, there is. He is blue and the size of a sunflower seed. He just has a little head, a little square body, and one little peg for his legs. He was a successful lawyer and close to retirement befo... Posted by on Sat, 12 Feb 2005 13:31:00 GMT |
Did you know that Valentine's Day is on February 14th? |
I don't know how anybody could forget with so many reminders out there. I came across six different signs that just said "Valentine's Day is on February 14th" without any big exclamation marks in the ... Posted by on Tue, 08 Feb 2005 23:22:00 GMT |