if you're a malnourished semi-goth prep girl who thinks you can floss a Big Johnson or Co-ed Naked t-shirt... and still look bangin', i'd like to get drunk with you. horrible posture is a must!.... i also like it when you wear stained magneta-colored spandex bike tights with a fanny pack and flaunt your cameltoe proudly. after we drink, you'll have the option of kickin' it at my place with "i wanna sex you up" on repeat. as the starlight becomes sunbeams, we'll still be grindin' with the flow of my waterbed until the tides cause typhoons in china. i'll even let you scream like Prince.