Dj Pork

DJ Pork, al secolo Adam Pork, nasceva 23 anni fa in una ridente cittadina chiamata Smerdville. Fin da piccolo dimostrava attitudine alla musica vincendo, nella vicina citta' di Strunztown, il "Premio Rutth". Il padre, il signor Danton Pork, avrebbe voluto che il figlio si dedicasse anche allo studio, ma il nostro DJ aveva solo la passione della musica. Un giorno il padre, adirato per lo scarso rendimento scolastico, lo convocò nel suo studio e con fermezza gli disse: ”Ricordati che non puoi continuare così: sei un Pork, appartieni alla dinastia dei Pork e non puoi deluderci, ti invierò in un college: diventerai un vero Pork!“.Quello fu un periodo triste per il nostro Adam fin quando un giorno, ormai prossimo alla maturità scientifica, accarezzandosi le setole sul muso, pensò che era arrivato il momento di reagire: trovare un lavoro per mantenersi e poter andar via di casa. Per caso una sera andò in discoteca con il suo amico Spork e fu folgorato dal DJ che, bravissimo, cambiava i vinili mettendo ottima musica: ”Farò il DJ, ho trovato la mia strada!“ Ormai aveva finito il liceo e, quando il padre tentò di trattenerlo per farlo iscrivere ad un college universitario, di brutto grugno gli rispose che voleva diventare il più bravo DJ del mondo.Il resto è storia nota a tutti, dopo poco Pork entrò a far parte dello staff del network di radio Pork-Pork e fece serate indimenticabili in tutte le discoteche del mondo.------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------P.S. Per quanto riguarda noi storiografi, oggi ne abbiamo perso le tracce anche se ci arrivano gli echi delle sue gesta. Se qualcuno ha notizie attendibili è pregato di fornircele.------------------------------------------------- ----------------DJ Pork, real name Adam Pork, was born in Smerdville (“Shitville”) 23 years ago. Since he was a child he felt in love with music and he also won the important “Rutth Award” (“Burp Award”), in the near Strunztown (the town of the turds). His father, Lord Danton Pork, would have liked his child to study, but our beloved DJ seemed to burn with passion just for music. One day, Lord Danton, very angry for the scholastic performances of his son, called him into his office and said him: “Remember that you can’t continue this way: you’re a Pork, you belong to the Pork dynasty and you cannot disappoint us. I will send you in a college, so you’ll finally become a real Pork!”. That was a very sad period for Adam, but one day, near the school leaving examination, he thought that he should have to change his life and react: he had to find a job, earn his living and go away from home. One night he went by chance to the disco with his dear friend Spork (Dirty) and he was struck by the DJ who was working there, putting beautiful vinyls with beautiful music and he said: “Yes, I will be a DJ, now I’ve found my way!”. Adam finished his scientific education at the college and, when his father came to him saying he wanted to send him to a university college, he roughly said to him he wanted to be the most important DJ in the world. The rest is history. We all know that soon Pork became part of the biggest radio network “Pork-Pork Radio” and he did unforgettable parties and evening performances in every disco of the world. Unfortunately today the historiographers have lost his traces, even if we all know and hear about his exploits. If anyone has some reliable information about DJ Pork, please write to us.

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