Asher - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a musician, firearm enthusiast, not a linguist so my spelling might never be perfect, anyone who has a problem with that can kiss my ass, I have played guitar now for more years than i care to remember, i have played in several bands, was with the band Blood Moon( www.county10.com ) for six years, loved every minute of it. I Buy Build and Customize firearms which brings me more happiness than anything but the love of my life (she would kill me if i didnt add that part) i enjoy alcohol, but only in moderation these days (i got the heavy drinking done when i was younger), i am also a recovering junkie(thats right kids stay off drugs... drugs are bad m'kay) i used to shoot up cocaine, not something i regret but not something i am very proud of either, but those are the choices that craft us into the person we are to day. Oh yeah and i hate everyone, and i do mean everyone regardless of age, sex, religion, race, or sexual preference. You are all a bunch of oxygen thieves and i hope you get syphilis and die a horrible screaming death. Now that we have that out the way please feel free to to just lay down and die. OH yeah and i really hate this myspace crap!!!
Your Birthdate: July 9
You are a born idealist, with more pet causes than you can count.
You prefer be around others, both when working and while relaxing.
Generous and giving, you believe you can change the world one person at a time.
You're open minded and tolerant. People feel like they can tell you anything.
Your strength: Your go-with-the-flow flexibility
Your weakness: Your flair for the over dramatic
Your power color: Pine green
Your power symbol: Circle
Your power month: September What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are 12% Pure
You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?
You Were Very Naughty This Year!
Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!) Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
You Are Destined to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could. Are You Destined For World Domination?
Your Wrath Quotient: 100%
You have the makings of a very evil dictator.
If you don't want to go that route, you should consider anger management! How Much Wrath Do You Have?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are Tequilla
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk!
You'll take any shot that's offered up to you...
Even if it tastes like sock sweat!
And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

My Interests

Music/Guitar, Firearms, still like to read the occasional comic book (my favorite is The Punisher), hunting (there is nothing quite like the feeling of seeing something beautiful and killing it), and never i mean absolutely never having children (they horrify me to no end). I am 84% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
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What Simpsons..Family Guy..Futurama Character Are You?

Quagmire:You are very determined and even perverted. A perfect day for you is being able to spy on your hott neighbor changing by her window without knowing you are watching. You have probably made numerous appearances in court, but you don't let anything stand in your way and keep on doing what you want to do. People see you as a disgusting pervert. You tend to care more for your sexual needs then for other people.
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What kind of Muscle Car are You? (pics)

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
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What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)

Slayer
You are Slayer. You love death, destruction and blood. Speed metal and screaming. Sweat and metal.
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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a lot of people, remarkably most of them are dead. so this will be a short list. But if i could meet anyone past or present they would be... Ghengis Khan, The Marquis De Sade, Vlad Tepes aka Dracula (the real man and not the character from Bram Stoker's Dracula), Elizabeth Bathory, Frank "The Punisher" Castle (yeah i know he is a character of fantasy but it would still be cool), Herodotus (ancient Greek historian), Leonidas of Sparta (Ancient Spartan king who led 300 soldiers at the Battle of Thermopylae and no it is not because of the movie 300), Alexander The Great, VercingÃ©torix (pronounced Ver-Sin-Jit-Or-ix he was high king of the Gauls at around 44 BC and died a horrible death at the hands of Julius Caesar), Sun Tzu (author of The Art of War, ancient Chinese Philosopher), Dimebag Darrell(if you dont know who he was you have no business looking at this myspace page), Kerry King (see afore mentioned disclaimer), Zakk Wylde (again afore mentioned disclaimer), and Eric Clapton(if you dont know who Eric Clapton is do me a favor and just die already).

Music:

I am in to the hardcore metal scene, none of this pussy drowning pool or disturbed godsmack shit, but real hardcore like Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Slayer, and Pantera. God rest Dimebag Darrell's Zombie Bones.

Movies:

I like something with substance, and by substance i mean mindless killing although there are a few exceptions to that rule, but generally anything with zombies, werewolves, or people being hacked apart with a chainsaw usually trips my trigger.

Television:

God i cant stand the idiot box but if i am watching it, its adult swim on cartoon network.

Books:

I love to read, my favorites include Bushido: the way of the samurai by Inazo Nitobe, The Hagakuri, The Book of Five Rings, and The Art of War by Sun Tzu, and anything by Kant (the philosopher for you under educated out there).

Heroes:

Dimebag Darrell(god rest his zombie bones), Zakk Wylde, Randy Rhodes, Kerry King, Chris Barnes, Frank "The Punisher" Castle, and Eric Clapton.