I am a Miniature Schnauzer although i am not very miniature. Erin really enjoys calling me Fatboy, in fact. I'll admit i'm not as streamlined as i once was, but what's a lapdog to do? I really enjoy meeting other dogs and people and i have not one hateful bone in my body. So, disregard the barrage of yelps, barks and whines that may come your way if we ever meet.
I have gone through quite a few buddies in my short 5 or so year life. Megan and Erin have no solid idea of how old i am. Down in Florida i had a yappy Cocker Spaniel friend that noone knows the name of that had to move out the same time i did when my old owner split to Costa Rica. I think it was some sort of scam that she and her husband were part of.
Once i got a haircut, a de-fleaing and made it to NC, i had a new buddy, Samantha. She's what could only be referred to as a miniature miniature schnauzer. Due to her extreme ability to cause trouble, Erin and Megan's mom down in Florida is the only one that can deal with her. So, that's where she lives.
Then came Murray. Megan snookered Erin into going up to PetSmart by telling him she had found a "Boston Terrier puppy". Well, you take a look at Murray (Moocifer to his friends) and you tell me how much like a Boston Terrier he looks.
Next i tried to make friends with a couple of animals Erin and i moved in with when he got engaged to this hoochie a while back. She had a cat named Crunch that really wasn't bad as far as cats go. And our other roommate had a huge fecking Wolf/German Shepherd that took up the whole couch and really didn't like to share it. So, i spent a lot of time in the bedroom. Thankfully Erin and i only lived there a few months.
Then came Inca. A complete poohead that Erin knew decided on a whim to move to San Diego and leave his dog and cat behind. Well, Inca isn't fond of hardwood floors or tile floors and that's about all Erin has around here. So, on a trip to Maryland we left her with Megan, Matt and Murray. She finally seems to be having fun, but i am still buddy-free. Maybe one day Erin will find one of those Boston Terriers he is so fond of and i can have another buddy. For a while at least.
That's me i reckon. The Velvet Sausage, Fat Boy, Boober, Shotgun or just plain Schultz if you feel like. I think i'll go crawl back up in my chair nad have a nap.
