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Random Guy

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because your all the same.

About Me

.. " I usually start my day off blind folded under a picnic table somewhere in the north atlantic. Then to get motivated, I begin chanting the arabic language backwards while alphabitizing my toenails. If this comes as a surprise to you or any of the lefthanded zebras beside you then please exit the phonebooth. Sharks teeth are a wonderful treat to anyone engulfed in flames on a rainy day. I was told this the day I gave birth to a lampshade only to find out she was my identical twin. Good day...
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My Interests

Snowboarding, and anything dumb.

I'd like to meet:

Your mother in the shower.

Music:

Anything with the word "Los" in it!!!!

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Movies:

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Television:

I like to throw them

Books:

No thanks, I'll wait for the movie

Heroes:

That guy that did that one thing.

My Blog

WHO NEEDS TO BUY A CAR???

..Cars on FunnyOrDie.com.....
Posted by Random Guy on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:06:00 PST

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"i gave santa claus 3 vicotin and he began to tell me the story of the holocaust. he told me all the dirty details, even when shamu crashed the set of "march of the penguins". although i enjoy septemb...
Posted by Random Guy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST