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the scrounger

About Me



Things I do:
Talk during movies
Pick my nose
Fart
Eat food past the expiration date
Make noise after everyone's asleep
Stereotype
Go to the toy section first
Make iced cream dinner
Laugh at people for any reason I can find

most of the stuff on here was made by me, so if you want to steal it, just tell me first.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i don't know, dead people, and a few others, and how about the ghostbusters.

My Blog

yet another thing on my wishlist:

EDIT: I have the white one.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:17:00 GMT

they're going away

my blogs are moving, i'm livejournaling them. i made up another word!go on an adventure nataliedee.com by the way
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 16:01:00 GMT

ENOUGH OF CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MACHO MAN!Randy Savage's penis is so big, it takes two people to look at it.In WWII, the Americans originally considered dropping The Macho Man on Hiroshima, but realised that it wa...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:26:00 GMT

ye olde pourneaux

dear penthouse,  i am a long time reader, but i never thought this would happen to me. i was sitting in a low lit pub in upper keenesborough, back in 1320, when in walked a vixen of stunning prop...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 04:16:00 GMT

dust and ink

i found some pieces of paper mixed in with old bills. things can look different in the light of a few months: if change is constant, and loss is inevitable, i wish to be a stone, weather will wear, bu...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 04:26:00 GMT

great sites, with links

Homestar Runner The White Ninja Toothpaste For Dinner Saddle Creek Records True Love Tester Internet Movie Database Funny NBA Pictures, from scott HTML Stuff, from scott, too The Onion My fr...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jan 2005 23:47:00 GMT

i'm only a half again

The Long Grift Look what you've done, You gigolo. You know that I loved you, hon, And I didn't want to know That your cool, Seductive serenade Was a tool Of your trade, You gigolo. ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Dec 2004 02:46:00 GMT

the plan

so when i get my scooter i'll get a trailer for it too; put my keytar and some gear in there, and that's how i'll get around on tour. maybe the rest of the guys, or girls, can use the vw van i'll get....
Posted by on Sat, 20 Nov 2004 15:35:00 GMT

ROAR

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Posted by on Wed, 17 Nov 2004 11:23:00 GMT