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About Me

Sometimes I draw things. Sometimes I write things. Sometimes I do neither. Occassionally I play video games. I'm known to watch movies and listen to music. One time I took a ride in a hot air balloon (and I don't even like heights). I believe in aliens, but not in zombies (if you catch my meaning). When I grow up I want to be the last starfighter. (***sentence deleted due to its sudden irrelevance***) I like pizza, but who doesn't (I'll tell ya who; weirdos, that's who). I can beat you at Ms. Pac-Man (and probably pretty badly). According to the food I eat, I should be fat (but I'm not). I saw Spice World in the theater. I think there are no missing children, only children who have been eaten by sharks.-JDG2007
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Eight Devils of Kimon, Darth Vader, Tetsuo and Kaneda, Jack Flack, the person who invented the wheel, He-Man and all of the Masters of the Universe, Link, Butch and Sundance, Storm Shadow, Al Bundy, Superman, Samus, Knight Rider, Judas, Homer Simpson, Voltron, the person who invented the grilled cheese sandwich, Thundarr, Ookla and Ariel, Ernest P. Worrell, Batman, Simon Belmont, Jesse Custer, the Creature From the Black Lagoon, Optimus Prime, the A-Team, the Three Amigos, the person who invented pudding, the Thundercats, your mom, Dengar, Soda Popinski, Malcolm Reynolds, Anubis, anyone with a story to tell, The Wild Bunch, Flash Gordon, the Saint of Killers, the last person on Earth...

My Blog

NEW ART added to Pics!!!

Well... it's not all "new." At least not meaning: created recently (though; some is, some isn't). But it is "new" as in freshly posted to the interwebs, so depending on who you are; it may very well b...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:08:00 GMT

Evolution of... (in Requiem)

Evolution of&You get stuck, really. Not necessarily in a bad way. Not at all. But stuck in the comfort and known-future of&Then it's gone. As these things tend to happen.From there you must find a way...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:31:00 GMT

"Whimper" - A Short Story

WhimperBy Jonathan David Goff              You whimper, but there's no sound.        You open your eyes and the wor...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:20:00 GMT

Stop me if youve heard this one before...

So, a great white shark walks into a dentist's office for a check-up and the dentist say...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:58:00 GMT

International Blog Part One: DOMO? DOMO!

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,Mata ah-oo hima deDomo arigato, Mr. Roboto,Himitsu wo shiri taiYou're wondering who I am-machine or mannequinWith parts made in Japan, I am the modren manI've got a secret I'v...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:19:00 GMT

"SWALLOW" - A Short Story

"Swallow"By Jonathan David GoffNow.There's a lump in my throat.Then.I haven't really given it much thought. Much attention. This could be because I'm in some sort of state of shock. I don't necessaril...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:54:00 GMT

"The Armageddon Engine"

"It’s the wind that blows coolythrough your hate-filled heart.And it’s the pain that’s buried deep there’tween the infinity of stars.The Armageddon Engine’s comingfrom &r...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:41:00 GMT

Are you fucking kidding me???

A few turtles choke on plastic or someone kicks a couple puppies, who cares? The world's a cruel place. But a fucking Texas-sized trash heap in the middle of the ocean has got to be just about the mos...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:01:00 GMT

FUN FACT (1.15.08)

Methamphetamines, in-particular the specific chemical concoction commonly referred to as "crystal meth, " have actually been proven to strengthen users' gums and whiten their teeth, giving the users a...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:47:00 GMT

Holy Crap (the true meaning of Christmas)

In this season of giving and joy I find myself reflecting on life and the world around us, and the true meaning of Christmas, which in turn has me thinking about Jesus Christ, whose birth marks the re...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:27:00 GMT