Dating a roller girl: A survival guide |
Some words of advice if your girl decides to take up derby:
1. If she gets naked, and tells you to "come look at my ass, quick"!
don't get excited. She just wants to show you a new bruise shape...
Posted by on Wed, 05 May 2010 19:54:00 GMT |
ahhh :) |
its so nice to not stress about silly things anymore :)everything is going to work out, it always does :)P.S. i have the cutest puppy in the whole world! shes snuggling the tv remote lol
Posted by on Sun, 18 Apr 2010 23:17:00 GMT |
yo! |
im not dead bitches!!!!hahahajust out of commission for a bit!!!soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi get to lace up the skates again soon!!! im so friggin excited!!! i dont now how im gonna sit throug...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:04:00 GMT |
does this remind you |
of anything???hahahahai love derby
Posted by on Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:32:00 GMT |
road trip anyone? |
so i think im gonna start planning a road trip back home. aaaannnnddddd if any of you wanna come with let me know.....its a loooonnnnggggg boring drive but its so worth it. well probably be gone for a...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:42:00 GMT |
ive been plotting and |
scheming all day to try and find a way to make andy samburg love mehahahahha i sound crazy but im in utah and have nothing better to do. and the boys here suck.me and pep came up with a pretty solid i...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:29:00 GMT |
im saving myself.... |
for this man.... yep....we are totally meant to be.:) so hot!
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:26:00 GMT |
utah |
ok seriously... it sucks...i swear people here are weird.... really really weird...especially guys but im not even gonna get into that.there is NOTHING to do at allllllllllllllllllll and i hate it.......
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:30:00 GMT |
people.... |
i seriously dont understand most people....they are selfish inconsiderate assholes....and of course they are always right...figures...im the stupid one right? HA! read a fucking book...watch something...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:14:00 GMT |
If God Smokes Cheap Cigars |
Cause we might as well be blind
If seeing is believing
This parable's misleading
you've got your shotgun loaded with excuses
that you'll fire in vain.
But those 12 rounds just won't do,
There's...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:43:00 GMT |
