SPAM WARNING!!! |
Ok, I apologize right here, right now. I opened up what looked like some kind of video of some hoochie in a red skirt that one of my friends tried to send me as a comment. When I cl... Posted by Madison on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:10:00 PST |
Check out this video: Burping Elephant |
Check out this video: Burping Elephant
Add to My Profile | More Videos... Posted by Madison on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:10:00 PST |
Morning morning morning |
This morning was early. And my day was long at work. So I had a lot of time on my hands and I had began to rehearse this very catchy poem. Enjoy...xoxo
Woke early one morning, the Ear... Posted by Madison on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:33:00 PST |
Life Sculpture |
With his marble block before him, And his eyes lit up with a smile of joy, As an angle-dream passed o'er him.
He carved the dream on that shapeless stone, With many a sharp incision; With heaven's own... Posted by Madison on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:52:00 PST |
This is GREAT! |
Chris Rock's quote of the day "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America'... Posted by Madison on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 07:21:00 PST |
Quit criticizing! |
By criticizing faults in others we cause those same faults to grow in ourselves. What we recognize in others we develop in ourselves. Look for good points in everybody and in everything, a... Posted by Madison on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 11:06:00 PST |
Jackass Quotes |
"It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick."~Mark Twain
Here are quotes from a few asses:
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in ou... Posted by Madison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Insomniac |
If there is one thing
That irritates me to the point of screaming
Is my inability to remember what on earth
I've been dreaming
When I wake up my dream is as clear
As a colour print of it
Two sec... Posted by Madison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Love Letter |
If only I were a clever woman, I can give a reason for my faith in one and another of your excellence, but I'll stay content to delegate them to the duty of watching, listening, and admiring you throu... Posted by Madison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Cupid |
Cupid, horned in devil's delight;
shoots fiery arrows through the darkened night.
Truth, obscured by madness eyes,
urges heart fed compromise
provoking lies and alibis,
doomed to end in anguis... Posted by Madison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |