I am the who when you call "who's there",
I am the wind blowing in your hair...well, not really, I'm probably the person that you just cut off on the freeway.
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revenge, organizing cupboards, riding horses, pondering existence, thwarting the wicked
Other piney woods denizens, survivalists who can give me generator/canned food tips, people who talk on the phone really loudly (extra points if done with bluetooth/earpiece), people who are into costumes (but not for icky reasons), germophobes, non-NASCAR fans (I've just alienated myself, haven't I?), people who like ponies, people who can spell my name right, people who knew me in a past life
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Madagascar,Gleaming the cube,Sixteen Candles, Real Genius, Some Kind of Wonderful, Run Lola Run, Finding Neverland, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates (the first one), The Ghost and Mrs. Muir(excellent!), Father Goose, The Life Aquatic, Finding Nemo, Gladiator ("do you like movies about gladiators?"), Airplane!, the Royal Tenenbaums, Princess Bride, Movies about zombies,especially the new ones(they scare the poo out of me,yet I can't tear my eyes away), Fight Club, Lebowski, Ghost Busters (please...a classic if there ever was one), Sin City...
Ice Road Truckers!(my new heroes), The Simpsons ("if a woman says somethings' not funny, then you better not laugh your ass off"), The X-files, Buffy, My so-called Life, (why are all the best shows gone? Discovery Heath Channel (watch diagnosis unknown if you want to know how to off people), Animal Cops (Houston or maybe Detroit, San francisco sucks, I like shows about cat hoarders), Crocodile Hunter (RIP Steve Irwin), NewsRadio, (again, I apparently watch only crap that's been cancelled), Pimp my Ride (because Xzibit's hilarious in his discomfort with overeager crappy car owners)
I don't even know where to start here...my advice: hit up the classics; they were the smut of their day, so you should find them interesting. Also, support your local used book stores; many literary gems abound for cheap (you may even be able to find books w/ naked people in them).