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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: dr. dan , dr. lupe
Birthday:
Birthplace: pacoima* (*=both)
Current Location: pacoima*
Eye Color: brown*
Hair Color: black, brown& purple
Height: 5'10 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right*
Your Heritage: hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: combat boots*
Your Weakness: candy, boobs
Your Fears: no jose cuervo, no boobs
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, with a naked chick on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: graduate, get laid
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont im*
Thoughts First Waking Up: i hate you!, i need to get laid
Your Best Physical Feature: hair, penis
Your Bedtime: whenever we get tired*
Your Most Missed Memory: i forgot, losing my virginity
Pepsi or Coke: mountain dew, boobs
MacDonalds or Burger King: jack in the box, boobs
Single or Group Dates: single, boobs
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eeeewwwww*
Chocolate or Vanilla: thrilla vanilla baby! none
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffe*
Do you Smoke: no, yeah
Do you Swear: all the fucken time*
Do you Sing: fuck no, only when im bored
Do you Shower Daily: uuummmmm yyyeeeaaahh!*
Have you Been in Love: i think, yup
Do you want to go to College: yup, i already do
Do you want to get Married: yup*
Do you belive in yourself: hahahahahahaha nope*
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im drunk, nope pussy
Do you think you are Attractive: i sure hope so*
Are you a Health Freak: hahahahahahahaha nope*
Do you get along with your Parents: nope, yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuck yeah!*
Do you play an Instrument: nope , guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: fuck yeah!!!*
In the past month have you Smoked: nope*
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope*
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope, yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope, yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: three, i want some right now
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no!, i ate some other type of fish!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no*
In the past month have you been Dumped: no*
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, yup
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yup*
Ever been Drunk: two weeks ago, im drunk right now!
Ever been called a Tease: nope*
Ever been Beaten up: everyone has
Ever Shoplifted: yup*
How do you want to Die: hail of gunfire, having sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive*
What country would you most like to Visit: mexico!! cheap alcohol!!!!! fuck yeah!!
In a Boy/Girl..
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Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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If i was a serial killer i would be Ted Bundy .

In the early to mid 1970s Ted Bundy would murder over 30 young women. Most were attacked while walking in parks, found later to have been raped and strangled to death, but sometimes Bundy would go as far as breaking into their houses as they slept and beating them to death with a crow bar.
After being caught and convicted of the murders, Bundy escaped prison, acquired a new name and started his killing spree all over again. Soon after, Bundy was caught, but not before taking the lives of 3 more women.
Almost all of Bundy's victims were young white girls with long dark hair parted down the middle, all were raped, beaten and sodomized.
kill count: 30+
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My Blog

BEVERLY HILLS BLACK GUY (so brilliant you’ll crap yourself)

ok so today i was watching disneys "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" and i had an idea for an even BETTER yes people i said BETTER film. (not to say that there was anything wrong with B.H.C.) but this is an e...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 02:38:00 GMT

tv-vision!!! (up yours rookie)

television is more interesting than people. if it were not, we would have people standing in the corner of our rooms. -alan corenk the television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:44:00 GMT

SCORPIONS ON A CHARTER BUS!! ( brilliant? YES!)

ok so i was watching tv and a commercial for "snakes on a plane" came out and got me furious, it had me saying things like "who would watch something like that?" "why?" and then like always the reason...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 13:47:00 GMT

HOUSE MY HOBO!! (another brilliant idea)

ok so i was watching tv today and i could not believe the crap that is on, honestly whatever happened to the good days when tv shows had a good plot? that's when it hit me "i should make my own show" ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 17:44:00 GMT

GO ASK DANNY!! (it's brilliant i know)

this is perhaps one of the best ideas i've ever had, you've all heard of the book "go ask alice" right? well i've decided to make my own book "go ask danny" now my book wont be about drug abuse or aut...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 15:04:00 GMT

GUITAR WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

IS IT JUST ME OR IS CARLOS SANTANA THE BIGGEST GUITAR WHORE EVER? I MEAN HE'LL PLAY FOR JUST ABOUT ANYONE HE'S SUCH A FUCKEN WHORE! HE'S GOOD BUT HE'S STILL A WHORE       ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 16:11:00 GMT