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It's Mallory Damnit

What if I had a mustard drenched cucumber tied to my leg?

About Me

I'm an absolute daydreamer and I do my best writing while sitting on the floor of my bathroom. I go to school full time and I am recently engaged. I'm from Joplin, Missouri but now live in texas. I'm very spontaneous and I want someone to tell me that they adore kissing me. Driving with the windows down and no destination is very relaxing. I have a tendency of being very random and I tend to say really whatever's on my mind. I love my family and the Texas Longhorns. I don't mind hitting on guys and my favorite color is red. Modesty is a word I don't understand and I make friends everywhere I go. Hyperactive and laid back are great words to describe me. Allergies are my demon and cheap champange is my best friend.
"It's okay for you to say what you want from me. I believe that's the only way for me to be exactly what you want me to be."
- Wilco -

My Interests

eye contact, music, meeting new people, driving with the windows down, t-shirts, parts of missouri, writing, concerts, my car hat, number 27's, last minute trips to... anywhere, red hair, freckles, Legos, shakes pizza, 6th street in Austin, and the zoo.

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

Phish, Ben Folds Five, G. Love, Incubus, WILCO, Deftones, VIOLENT FEMMES, Rufus Wainwright, Rodney Parker, Mr. Bungle, FLAMING LIPS, Cory Morrow, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, Lucero, The Beta Band, Cross Canadian Ragweed, 311, Pat Green, Willie Nelson, OLD 97'S, The Nixons, The Magic Numbers, Phil Pritchett, Marcy Playground, Son Volt, Elvis Costello, THE FORMAT, Spoon, Billy Joel, Moe, Guster, Jurassic 5, O.A.R, Uncle Tupelo, The Unicorns, Bjork, Oleander, Flogging Molly, Modest Mouse, Common Rotation, Postal Service, The Dandy Warhols, The Avett Brothers, Will Hoge, Sam Roberts Ban.....ect... THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

Movies:

Remember the Titans, Stand by me, BRIDGET JONES DIARY, Empire Records, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Saved, Almost Famous, Valley Girl, Dead Poets Society, Royal Tenebaums, Trainspotting, Benny and Joon

Television:

Well, I pretty much love T.V. - Nip/Tuck, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Boston Legal,Project Runway, The Office, House, Law and Order SVU, Big Brother, The Hills, Diners, Drive-Inns and Dives, Deadliest Catch, The Disney Channel and well just about anything on HGTV, Food Network, The Discovery and History Channel.

Books:

Anything by: Jennifer Cruise, Chuck Palahniuk, Jane Greene, Katherine Anderson

Heroes:

Just about anyone that has accomplished more then me, people who post picture of themselves in front of their car and of course, my parents!

My Blog

Houston...

Just to keep everyone updated on what's been going on since we've been down here. Day one After little sleep the night before Matt and I get up bright and early and finish the last of the packing.&nbs...
Posted by It's Mallory Damnit on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:21:00 PST

Wow, look out, Mallory's blogging!

Well it's been  half past never since I've blogged.  So I thought that maybe i would try my hand at it, here goes it!  I really have nothing to talk about, so maybe just a few random ra...
Posted by It's Mallory Damnit on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:10:00 PST