I'd like to meet:
Mr. Clean, the Trix rabbit, Snap, Crackle, and Pop, Roger Rabbit, Bugs Bunny (anyone who's a rabbit, really), and their friends.
Music:
N'Sync, David Bowie, Jessica Simpson, Tool, Radiohead, Jay Z, P Diddy, Cop Shoot Cop, Weezer, Misfits, Kevin Federline, John Zorn, Ween
Television:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Young Ones
Books:
All the books you should have read.