One Night STAN

Shawarma, Shawafel,Shower Sitting, Corn bread, Apparently being perpetually poor angry frustrated & anxious, Being Anne Frank of the lower east side, Sleeping, eating, sleeping after eating, sleeping then eating and going back to sleep, and other simplistic pleasures of the human animal, having a good time no matter what i am doing, I prefer the miniature "swiss miss" marshmallows to normal sized ones except for when incorporated into the construction of a SMORE, the board game "GIRL TALK!", Convincing girls at VBS(vacation bible school) "that!" isn't a sin(not now but when i was in middle school ass), I play well with others and thrive in almost any environment(much like bacteria), laughing, binge-drinking which by the way i'm quite good at (not really something to be proud of or any type of accomplishment but a good outlet for life in general sometimes) , while we are the subject- jager bombs,tequila.. especially patron silver, many many flavors of beer, irish car bombs, Whiskey.. Jameson, Scotch, margaritas but no frozen drinks please u can't chug them and they give u brain freeze, i drink 40's of OE and trashy beer like BEAST alot but mostly just to impress others especially at house warming parties on the Upper East side hahah, making fun of people, good times at the expense of others as well as myself, ahhaa according to elizabeth kelly being the "lil spoon", when u like a hot girl and she likes u back, learning about stuff especially science, nature and animals, love animals, national geographic, history, going out and acting ridiculous w/o people wanting to kick my ass, i go to the gym alot but mostly so girls like me and other men respect me not b/c i enjoy it a lot but sometimes i do, sex can be fun like all "sins" ahhaha, when i get sex and don't have to apologize for my performance afterwards, acting immature, I actually really like wine a lot especially good reds, fine dining when i can afford it(not lately), trying new things and new foods and meeting new people, I love to cook, i love travelling, manipulating women w/ low self esteem & waterparks, i'm good at various acquatic activities now that I think of it, slip and slide is awesome but i prefer crocodile mile ( fuck off if i like doing it its an interest to me), starting a political debate with a child, also while baby sitting teaching kids stuff that would inevitably piss off their parents but i dont' baby sit often, going to the zoo, Busch Gardens, Museums(as long as they are real U KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT FUCKING SCIENTOLOGISTS), Aquariums, Parrot jungle, Sea world(even though I have huge issues b/c of a traumatic childhood experience-I was picked to feed as well as be-friend the sea mammals during the live show but got diarhea and so they picked some fat kid instead while my mom rushed me to the bathroom) any theme park really as long as they don't suck (UNIVERSAL STUDIOS WOULD BE AN EXAMPLE OF ONE THAT SUCKS) however making fun of all the hick trash at theme parks is enough to make any park fun though, I love sports and miss playing them a lot, love NFL football, college football, college basketball, hockey, i think baseball sucks and is only fun if u are wasted at a game in summer time with friends, I like all kinds of music from hanson to wu tang to metallica and even wierd druggie techno shit, the inner eurotrash I cannot deny ahha, depends on my mood, bad pop music can sometimes make my fucking day it cracks me up, I love kelly clarkson call me gay if you want I cannot hide my true feelings she's fucking great( I don't cry on the outside any more either K to the C), (in reference to "druggie music")while we're on the subject what the FUCk is up with glow sticks anyone who participates in that kind of activity is a loser and should be beat up and/or ridiculed in public on principal alone(although I don't do drugs so maybe i have no idea and it could be really cool if your mind is chemically altered hey meth addicts pick their faces off b/c they think insects are crawling on them), boxing(i don't like boxing and never watch it i have no idea why i wrote that), UFC is great I really enjoy watching/follwing it and want to study jiu jitsu b/c of it, i would make fuun of but respect anyone who drove an IROC Z or any 80's camaro, mullets are sweet but unfortunately i'm too vain to have one, NASA, space, physics(theories hated equations) stand up comedy, concerts, i want to take dance classes when i have the money just to be awesome at parties though not cuz i am actually interested in dance oh yeah and maybe its weird but i've always wanted to "serve" the fuck out of someone I dislike and then leave the party or scene of the "serving" triumphantly w/ Julia styles on my arm , theatre, microwaves can be great b/c they cook things faster than a conventional oven, hot pockets check that lean pockets (all the taste and 1/2 the fat), I had a card board cut out of david hasselhoff that was pretty sweet( I also made my plegdes at Pitt babysitt "the Hoff" when I was gone...they thought I was crazy..and are probably right), i am actually kind of dorky and really into science, technology as well as computers i'm a mac guy sorry windows sucks, how i feel about books is covered below, oh i think its funny to walk into a room with just a belt on and nothing else and ask my roomates "does this belt look ok?" a hat works too but the belt is way better, if i think of other things i like i will add them later check back often friends!