Things that rock: loud music, tattoos, concerts, creativity, nag champa incense, honesty, blue eyeliner, diet mountain dew, nice teeth, kissing, clean sheets, piglet, nipple piercings on men, swearing and meaning it, beer, sassiness, left-handedness, rollerblading, sour patch kids, dogs, dive bars with good jukeboxes, groupies that are in it for the music, mexican food, harley-davidson, feeling good about helping others, hello kitty, aveda products, being sarcastic as hell, intelligence, fabric softner and painkillers.
Things that suck: poseurs, wannabes, people who park in handicapped spots that aren't handicapped, red meat, smoking, corporate america, grapefruit and ignorance.
aMi B.'s 3 Simple Rules To Live By:
1. If you treat me decent and with respect, I will give the world to you.
2. If you fuck with me in a bad way, I will turn you into mincemeat in 10 seconds flat.
3. In the grand scheme of life it's not going to matter what kind of car you drove, how big your tits were, how much money was in you wallet or where you lived. The thing people are going to remember about you is how you treated them. In the famous words of Plato, "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
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