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Ubie

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

About Me

A whirlwind of free thoughts swirling in an endless void of incomprehension. What? What could I have possible meant by this, this, this utterance? I hope someone can figure out the ramblings that spew endlessly from my mind, for I have not the ability. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
All About Me
Name: Blake
Birthday: 9/23/1981
Birthplace: Oklahoma
Current Location: Oklahoma
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1&1/2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Heritage: German, English, Irish, French, Native American
Weakness: bullets
Fears: ostriches, emus, and rheas
Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up Oh great, I'm awake.
Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Bedtime: 2ish
Most Missed Memory: I can't remember.
Perfect Pizza: Black Olive and mushrooms
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Single or Group Dates: Both
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: Yes.
Do you Sing: All the damn time.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Not again.
Do you want to get Married: Someday.
Do you belive in yourself: To be or not to be, that is the question...yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes I do.
Do you play an Instrument: Once upon a time.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, I quit on Sept.30.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never have, never will.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I think I will this weekend.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: That means I would've had to go out on a date sometime this month, so no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Never have, never will.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Once again...Never have, never will.
How do you want to Die: I'm supposed to live until I'm 115. At that point I plan on getting shot 14 times.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up I'm a Toys'R'Us kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: Toss up between Italy, Greece, and Ireland.
Number of Piercings and Tattoos: Zero.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde(ish) or Black
Short or Long Hair: Medium.
Height: Above 5'3"
Weight: It depends on how it rests on them.
Best Clothing Style: The outfit must match her personality.
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You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.
You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?-------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------

My Interests

Swordfighting, coaching, reading, sleeping, drinking, performing/acting, stage combat, playing musical instruments, Moltar's argot, chess, napping, and apparently myspace.com... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

The diminutive invisible elf that turns my refrigerator light on whenever I open the door to get out another beer. and

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Music:

I like most types of music. The only two types I don't particularly care for are rap and country. The only reason I'm not a fan of country is because I was forced to listen to it throughout my childhood. Meanwhile I just don't like rap, I don't know why. White and Nerdy

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Movies:

Willow, Galaxy Quest, The Three Amigos, The Last Starfighter, The Princess Bride, Spaceballs, The Count of Monte Cristo, Scarface, Pirates of the Caribbean (Curse of the Black Pearl), Falling Down, Army of Darkness, Office Space, The Labyrinth, mostly all of Kevin Smith's films, and many many more. But the movie I based my life off of is The Three Stooges Meet Hercules.

Television:

There is nothing on, so I'm writing this instead. I guess I'm waiting for adult swim. I'm also a big fan of Wings, Monk, Dead Like Me, and the cartoons I grew up with. And recently I got into Charmed.
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Books:

Way too many to put them all down. My favorite genres are; science fiction, fantasy, history, and comedic fiction.

Heroes:

If you are reading this, then you are my hero, for I don't possess the patience to sit and read the inarticulate writings of a madman.
Your Birthdate: September 23
You're not good at any one thing, and that's the problem.
You're good at so much - you never know what to do.
Change is in your blood, and you don't stick to much for long.
You are destined for a life of travel and fun.

Your strength: Your likeability

Your weakness: You never feel satisfied

Your power color: Bright yellow

Your power symbol: Asterisk

Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Blog

Stray thought .4

The Buddha taught that the first principle of exhistance is impermanence. Absolutely everything in this universe is impermanent. Impermanence creates uncertainty. I don't know about you, but I have a ...
Posted by Ubie on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:23:00 PST

Talk Like a Pirate Day song.

Most days are like all of the others,Go to work, come back home, watch TV,But, brother, if I had me druthers,I'd chuck it and head out to sea, For I dream of the skull and the crossbones,I dream of t...
Posted by Ubie on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:34:00 PST

2 definitions:Faded/Phased

Faded: to induce an unfocused mind through means of alcohol or other drugs; a chemical induced euphoria. Truly fade is just an aspect of becoming inebriated. It is the segment of intoxication in which...
Posted by Ubie on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:25:00 PST

My favorite speech

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in the world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nea...
Posted by Ubie on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:58:00 PST

Not a definition. But a mantra.

I have no past. I have no future. I have only the present. I am the now... This has been the mantra of the warrior throughout history, and it is still true to this day. Live in the moment, your action...
Posted by Ubie on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:24:00 PST

Flatliner

Flatliner:  when a person fails in keeping a promise of meeting another person or group of people, they become a flatliner.  The original statement was flatliner: youre dead to me, but of...
Posted by Ubie on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 12:52:00 PST

Taunt

Taunt: the dance that one receives upon approaching an exotic dancer at a gentlemens club.  The taunt often reflex on how well the exotic dancer feels about their job.  A stripper who enj...
Posted by Ubie on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 09:30:00 PST

Tanballs

Tanball: a metrosexual dressing male that always has a tan.  He is clean-shaven, has perfectly styled hair, looks as if he has spent an exorbitant amount of time at the gym, has an untucked butto...
Posted by Ubie on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 09:37:00 PST

Party girl

Party girl:  A female that always seems to show up wherever there is alcohol.  Note: This person is not a barfly or a lush, but an independent female thats out for a good time.Party girls...
Posted by Ubie on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 06:39:00 PST

And the next term is...

Bunk:  Undesirable, unfortunate, or otherwise negative; just plain bad. Although bunk is a word that has been around for quite some time, molts have taken to its use with a vengeance.  The t...
Posted by Ubie on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 10:16:00 PST