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Self reflection time!!!! I am the heartbeat of America, the choice of a new generation, I just do it. I think different, I’m the quicker picker upper, I plop plop fizz fizz. I’m hand-built by robots but please don’t squeeze me. I snap crackle pop, cause I’m finger-lickin’ good. I take a lickin’ and keep on tickin, I’m all the news that’s fit to print. I’m all that I can be, I’m everywhere you want to be, look ma! No cavities. I’m the Breakfast of Champions cause I’m Mmm…Mmm…good.
Well that about sums me up. Oh yeah, I’m also incredibly lame (see above). I’m a songwriter who has nothing to say. I’m a photographer who has nothing to shoot. I study in hopes that I will land that perfect job so I can keep waking up to an irritating alarm. I love/hate politics. I love/hate people. I am engaged to a kick ass chick so I lucked out there.
My favorite ground beef assistant product is a toss up between Hamburger Helper or Panburger Partner. I can’t wait to get mad cow disease so I can have an excuse for sitting on the couch and drooling. Rockband has rotted my brain. I’m not sure if the Jonas Brothers are supa kewl or the Naked Bros band. I liked Hannah Montana before she became Miley Cyrus. I’m Anti-Olsen. I guess it all started when I experienced Fresca for the first time. I don’t understand music unless its in a commercial. My personal lord and saviour is Fu Man Chu, but sometimes I use Honk Kong Fuey; I get em mixed up. It’s cool cause I don’t really believe in karate. I love Austin but I hate Californians (not all, just the ones that moved here!). I’m a socialist who wants to rule the world, so I can tell everyone to shut the fuck up and play Rockband with me! Seriously, I will own your ass on Easy, believe it!
