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The Five Hole

About Me

..I'm pretty tall. I like ice cream.Dont fuck wit this cat, hes Luke The Duke, His Rhymes are so Ill, they will make ya puke. Hes got a whale cock like his name is Melv, this mutha fucka right here is 7 foot 12. Born and bread from the streets Illinois, Get back at me dawg and holla atcha Boy!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people interested in writing... books... screen plays... plays... anything with a good story line...people interested in buying or selling a home... I'm in school learning sign language... i have the world's most perfect girlfriend in Jessica Severson and I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world. I also sometimes carry around a stuffed penguin that takes away my fears of death.Liz Phair is quite cute too

My Blog

Work is as fun as DIsneyland?

I'm currently on a confrence call at work and some piece of garbage just said that the opening of our new stores was as fun as the opening of Disneyland!?!??!?!?! what the fuck? man i hope that i neve...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:36:00 GMT

First Kiss Again

After having not seen my girlfriend for 2 + days i finally saw her again today and when she pressed her sweet sweet lips to mine for the first time in roughly 60 hours it was quite possibly the single...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:55:00 GMT

I have had it!

So I let the birthdays and surgeries pass. Ive allowed this charade to go on for way too long as a last show of kindness before the storm. I continually catch myself shaking with anger, losing br...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:45:00 GMT

Rodman and I are enjoying a nice drink together

He's my very good friend. And i think i have the loveliest girlfriend in the world too. I love you Jessica Lee, Kiddo, My Sweetheart pic face girl!
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:32:00 GMT

CHRIS BENOIT AND WOMAN

their deaths make me overly sad. i didnt know these people personally and it shouldnt affect me as much as it does but it does. i know tonight ill probably cry a bunch during raw and wonder why the fu...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 19:22:00 GMT

Kicked The Fuck Out 2.

my first blog ever i wrote about getting kicked out of places and clubs and stuff. since then ive been kicked out of a few more. here's my newest accomplishments as well as the original post: tonight ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 20:57:00 GMT

kevin garnett likes losing

Kevin Garnett: 'I Want To Stay In Minnesota Because I Like Losing' March 1, 2007 | | Onion Sports Kevin Garnett: 'I Want To Stay In Minnesota Because I Like Losing' MINNEAPOLISStar forwar...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:52:00 GMT

Maiolo's Mom

Every time I leave my friend Maiolo's house, he explains to his mother that she has upset me and that I'm outta there.   That's all. It's funny. Puts a smile on my face.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:33:00 GMT

FUCK THE POLICE

So today I'm driving around with my brother and this cock master cuts me off and hits his brakes. Fucking asshole right? Not to mention he was on his cock sucking phone. I start fuming and Ryan wants ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 13:41:00 GMT

Cardinals Apologize For Winning World Series

Cardinals Apologize For Winning World Series November 2, 2006 | Onion Sports ST. LOUISCalling Friday night's victory on baseball's grandest stage "a terrible mistake," members of the St. Louis C...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 22:10:00 GMT