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phil

About Me

I am a fourteen year old hooker tree, with eyes carved into my chest that see you wherever you are. Except when you are behind other objects, because light travels in a straight line genius!I have read every book ever written, test me...

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the last man on Earth.

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Aubergenius

My friend just pasted this story to me over MSN, apparently I wrote it at University whilst living with her...I don't recall it at all...  The last man on earth was short, he used to wear specta...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:00:00 GMT

Reader Digestive

"They say the devil is a charming man, and just like you I bet he can dance"...anyways back to 'The Further Adventures of Corn Ellis' book 5 in the 'Last Mythirial Orb Trial' series...he smiled in spi...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:24:00 GMT