Music:
one, two, fuck you
Movies:
if you look carefully at my lips, you'll realise that i'm actually saying something else. i'm not actually telling you about the several ways i'm gradually murdering joan
Television:
this is good, this is just like watching a porn film, except i can't see anything, i haven't got a hard on, and i want to cry
Books:
if closure is not end, we protest or deconstruct in vain, god succeeds god and the book succeeds the book