I'd like to meet:
THE TRUE ALCOHOLIC1) Will attend any event that has an open bar 2) Drinks Alone 3) Doesn't Care About Taste 4) Skips A Job Interview To Drink 5) Accepts Booze Everytime When Offered 6) Drinks Straight With No Chaser Or Ice 7) Will try their hardest to rid themselves of a bad hangover, just so they can feel good for going out drinking again later that evening 8) Stops Having Sex And Asks For Her Drink 9) Falls but didn't ler Her Drink Spill 10) Will never turn down a free shot 11) If several bartenders around town know you by name AND know what you like to drink 12) Has a few drinks during their lunch hour 13) Always Has Vodka In A Water Bottle 14) Drinks At Work 15) Doesn't Care About The Damage They Cause Their Body 16) Act Sober When Your Hammered And No One Notices 17) Drinks After He Puked 18) Knows every bars drink specials for the week by heart Drinks just because there are drink specials going on 19) Robs A Liquor Store For Booze Only 20) Measures everything by a drink...that was the price of about 2 drinks 21) Has Withdrawl When Deprived Of Liquor More Than One Weekend 22) You Think About How Many Bottles Of Liquor Your Next Pay Check Will Get You 23) Needs A Drink After Taking A Quiz That Says He Drinks To Much 24) You have a warm fuzzy feeling when your entire bottom shelf of your fridge is stocked with your favorite beers 25) She Drinks more alchohol than boy cousins 26) Makes A List About Being A True Achoholic