Dennis

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Who am I?

Name's Dennis. I'm probably the greatest person you'll never meet (unless you are uncharacteristically lucky). I like my job; I hate the pay the pay is getting better. I can't wait to get out of here, and once I do it'll be quite a relief. I guess I can add to this some time later. I live a pretty boring life, but I have my interests. No smoking, no drinking, no partying; and yes, I'm still the greatest person you'll never meet despite all that. =)

Goin to Italy. =)

I want to meet a certain someone. They know who they are, and that is all that matters. I don't really want to meet some random famous person, just for them to be an utter douchebag and totally ruin it for me. I don't really get hung up on celebrities. Great, they have fame and fortune, besides that what makes them so special?

Sometimes what you're looking for is staring right back at you, and sometimes it's miles away...

*superfluous content here*

Unfortunately, superfluous doesn't mean I'm here; it means extra stuff. But I mean why would you want me here? Wouldn't you rather want me where you are? Or did you miss the part about me being the greatest person you could ever meet. Really, you don't need me to remind you.

Vitals /////////

Age :: Twenty-Two
Body :: Hot
Status :: See Above
Here for :: A "Good time" ;o)
Orientation :: I like Women
Hometown :: Oxford xd
Ethnicity :: Caucazn
Occupation :: Professional Loser Lover

Interests /////////

Music :: Mostly rock a little roll and all that that implies.
Books :: I rarely read books, but I dabble.
Movies :: Anything not gangster or old.
Design :: Nothing ever looks right. In my mind I'm an awesome designer, on paper I'm awful.

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The Consumerist :: Shoppers bite back!
Digg :: "Social Bookmarking"
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