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Donnie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Something most people don't know about me is that I've cheated death. And guess what, it tastes just like chicken!! No really, I was a stillborn. I wouldn't necessarily say I'm cooler than you for that, specifically.

I would, however, say that I'm cooler than you.

Believing in the overall goodness of people gets me through the day to day. I grab life by the balls everyday. An optimist at heart, I always look on the bright side of things. Regardless of how bad something seems, there's always a way to thrive and be happy. Take Carrot Top for example... could a life be more tragic?

I spend my free time chillin with the homies, camping, playing sports, jammin the guitar/bass, going to rockshows, dining out, yada yada yada.

My Interests

Friends, music, movies, dive bars, creativity, camping, experiencing culture, laugh lines, late nights, sleeping in, any dish with curry in it, jagerbombs, and carrier pigeons.

I'd like to meet:

Serj Tankian, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, gypsies worldwide, a couple of Aussies, a man with free guinness, Seth Macfarland, Ghandi, a belly dancer named Gina, Shaq (the aristotle of basketball), Les Claypool, Dane Cook (fuck off Joe), Jim Carrey, someone who can teach me the harmonica, and persons of the same creed.

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Music:

The best genre of music in the world will always be classic rock. I'm pretty eclectic and open minded in the music realm though. If it has a good vibe then I dig it, I keeps it simple yo. I like all kinds of music, everything from metal to jazz.

Movies:

This is Spinal Tap, Star Wars, Happy Madison productions, all of Terrantino's movies, Jay and Silent friggen Bob, psychological thrillers, movies about mobsters, old westerns, James Bond movies, Detroit Rock City, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, SLC Punk, Donnie Darko.

Television:

I friggen love Robot Chicken. And Family Guy too, of course. I usually watch the Discovery Channel these days though - MYTHBUSTERS is the shit. Ninja Warrior, American Gladiators and MXC are all acceptable forms of entertainment. I'll admit to watching Scrubs and reality junk and what have you. Being a 90's kid I have a soft spot for Saved by the Bell, Growing Pains and Full House.

Books:

Best of Craigslist, Bass Player Magazine, the funnies, matchbooks, booked flights to vegas, book 'em Danno, book over there...

Heroes:

My parents, winners of bellyflop contests, and John Elway.

My Blog

Dia del 311

:) As for New Orleans:  FUCK!! YEAH!!  It was short lived but when you only sleep a handful out of 50 hours it seems like a week.  We hit up Bourbon Street both nights (saw "working gir...
Posted by Donnie on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:11:00 PST

New Years Rezzos

Health 1.  Quit smoking cigarettes. 2.  Cook at home more, order less pizza.  (You might wanna sell stock in Papa Johns, folks) 3.  Weigh 280-300 lbs. (of lean mass) by 12/31/2008....
Posted by Donnie on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:06:00 PST

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, bu...
Posted by Donnie on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:21:00 PST

10 Things To Do Before Im 30

1.  Visit Australia. 2.  Own a sailboat. 3.  See the Aurora Borealis. 4.  Save someone's life. 5.  Skydive! 6.  Roadtrip across the country. 7.  Win a litt...
Posted by Donnie on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:00:00 PST

I've learned

I've learned... ...that no matter what happens there's always a way to be happy. ...the entire pentatonic scale.  But slowly forgot it. ...some people are better off without your help. ...you can...
Posted by Donnie on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:04:00 PST

10 rules for being human:

1. You will receive a body.You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.2. You will learn lessons.You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called "life".3. There are...
Posted by Donnie on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST