Ook’s Retreat |
I've been absent awhile now, shamefaced to say that I have not been fighting, pillaging, defacing, or even building XP by burning down termite colonies. My travels have brought me to many exotic place...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 09:22:00 GMT |
Clemensy |
I wrote a new poem! It's timely, it's funny, it has a rhyme scheme. The fine folks at The Journal of Asinine Poetry have published it. Go check out the front page to see what I'm talking about.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:17:00 GMT |
Fighting Chance! |
My manager tells me that my poem "I Have an Axe to Grind" is in the current issue of Fighting Chance Magazine! This is exciting but I'm not about to let this go to my head. I'll keep my commitments. I...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:32:00 GMT |
Marquee post |
Do not fear! Ook, Warrior Poet, is alive and killing for your poetic pleasure! Anywhere an infarctive gerund has taken a tumble ... anywhere a participle is dangling ... anytime a rhyme slants too far...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:30:00 GMT |
Ook deep thoughts |
Ook remember childhood, when used to hit keys all at once to see what would happen. Ook wonder now why not hitting things all at once to see what will happen. Ook think everything changed when Ook kne...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:45:00 GMT |
Smash success! |
Ook just got off the phone with manager. Manager sent Ook poems to bunch of little magazines for publication, last week, and Ook pleased to report that one, Fighting Chance Magazine, has accepted two ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:43:00 GMT |
In the Purple |
The knuckles on my left hand are bruised. I do not know how this happened. The pattern is not like when I slam my hand in the door (I like to know what pain feels like, so I don't get rusty), and I us...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:42:00 GMT |
Moving on |
My journey has been long but fruitful. I set out from Gibraltar last week, before I could be captured by the local law (if going to market and hacking apart melons to test reflexes is wrong, then...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:56:00 GMT |
Shards of gray |
Today I went to a seminar about making pottery from native materials. I don't have much formal education, and I thought this would involve taking natives and mashing them into clay, then cooking them ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 19:58:00 GMT |
Upping the anty |
For years Ook has been traveling, searching for those who need aid, or an ass-kicking. Ook searched the wastelands, Ook searched the cities, Ook searched the underworld, Ook s...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:22:00 GMT |
