I'd like to meet:
I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO ACCEPT YOUR FRIEND REQUEST, IF IT IS LEGITIMATE, AND IF YOU ARE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE. HOWEVER, IF I DO NOT ALREADY KNOW YOU, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE FIRST TO LET ME KNOW WHO YOU ARE. LIKE MOST MYSPACE USERS, I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING TOO MANY REQUESTS FROM SPAMMERS.If you'd like to know something about me, just ask. I don't bite...much. What am I looking for? New friends or contacts. I'm a people person, so the more, the merrier. I really get into open-minded, at least moderately sane men who look like lumberjacks or quarterbacks, but I don't judge a book by it's cover unless I'm taking it to bed to enjoy.Ugh! Such nasty rows! It rather reminds me of a few recent moments in my own life. Truly, in general there is no house large enough for a diva and one or more other women! Believe me, I know from first-hand experience. Be warned...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael
Birthday: March 9, 1971
Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri
Current Location: Still here, darlin'
Eye Color: Azure when happy, grey when evil
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English, Welsh, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers black leather boots
Your Weakness: Italian food, Italian guys, French food, French guys, Mexican food, Mexican guys...it goes on and on this way, so I'll just stop now...
Your Fears: The collapse of civilization, and a return to the Middle Ages with the Church as government
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin crust, lots of cheese, lots of sauce, green pepper, onion, and bacon!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish my Ph.D. and BE DONE WITH IT!!! AAAAAAHHH!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oh, don't get me started on this...
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'll bet I look like shit.
Your Best Physical Feature: My face. It used to be my ass, but with my weakness for food...ah, well.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I finally collapse, near death, from trying to save a world gone mad.
Your Most Missed Memory: My Mother, in her big house surrounded by tall oak trees...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Darjeeling by Fortnum and Mason, with Devonshire cream, thank you.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Bissinger's dark chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino. If coffee, then 8 lumps of sugar to each 12 ounces, with a dash of the heaviest whipping cream available.
Do you Smoke: Never.
Do you Swear: Profusely, when incensed.
Do you Sing: Horribly, but yes. Rather like Mae West on steroids.
Do you Shower Daily: Always, sometimes twice.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, thank God.
Do you want to go to College: I've had enough, thanks. Can I graduate and leave now?
Do you want to get Married: Already done it in America. Now for Canada, then Spain.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd do me, but I like big guys.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really, I just try not to kill myself with all of these calories.
Do you get along with your Parents: Give me a Ouija board and let's find out.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them.
Do you play an Instrument: Mankind. And the saxophone.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A little wine, that's it. No Betty Ford for me.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yuck.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, nor any other month of my life.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39;>
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Several times...Famous was having a sale.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, they're cheap, tasteless empty calories. Give me a chocolate croissant from LaMadeline's. Mmmmmmm...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Do California rolls cucumber rolls count? If so, yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I'm a ham.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, few can refuse me, and if they can, I use shame. If that doesn't work, I pay them.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, at Paul's pool, but he doesn't know it, so I hope he doesn't read this.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Do hearts count? If yes, then still no.
Ever been Drunk: Oh, God. I told SOOOOO many secrets...never again in public.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, and then he keyed my new car.
Ever been Beaten up: No, I'm built like an ox, I'm a total cooze, and my friends are bigger than I am.
Ever Shoplifted: No, it was never my thing, and peer pressure doesn't work on me.
How do you want to Die: Do I get to choose? Actually, this is what I always ask myself when I'm dragged to that dive called White Castle.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: You assume that I'm going to grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: England.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: In a boy, ocean blue, or sultry brown, or vibrant green. In a girl, whatever she'll let me put on her...but something from Clinique is always fun.
Favourite Hair Color: Black or dark brown.
Short or Long Hair: Short, even a military buzz in guys. LONG hair in women, so we can put it up in a French knot and go out to the opera.
Height: Guys above 72 inches ROCK!!
Weight: Big guys, bigger girls. I like people who can eat.
Best Clothing Style: For guys, the Casual American (the "straight guy" look) threads, or high-end business...maybe even some Eurotrash overpriced designer garbs...or just take it all off. For women, Oscar De La Renta is good for business, but Versace still makes such nice evening gowns...
Number of Drugs I have taken: None, ever, nor do I intend to.
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds
Number of Piercings: I had two, but those went the way of the dodo long ago.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to count, but too few to publish...at least for now. I'll be ready for a book in a few more years.
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