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The Uncle

A Post Modern Hip Franz Ferdinandesq Harry Potter

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ollie
Birthday: 28th May 85
Birthplace: Sandton, South Africa broe
Current Location: Sheffield
Eye Color: Grey and green type effort
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6ft and let no one tell you otherwise
Right Handed or Left Handed: Gigidigigidi Awwwwweee.....Right
Your Heritage: Viking, you can tell from my defined features :-)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse Classics
Your Weakness: Eczma hehe...no, errr, Kettle Chips
Your Fears: No one but myself
Your Perfect Pizza: Round
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: No Fuck up too much
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: motherfecking lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Let's go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: Jaw
Your Bedtime: 4am...no shit
Your Most Missed Memory: Bollox question
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: not the baby killers....errr....nestle that is
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cino
Do you Smoke: Knob off
Do you Swear: Is the pope a catholic?!?!?!
Do you Sing: Like a bird
Do you Shower Daily: errr....no comment
Have you Been in Love: Am
Do you want to go to College: Am
Do you want to get Married: Am....oh wait, no, am not, yes, would like to!!
Do you belive in yourself: yes, no thanks to patrick jordan, my prep school headmaster!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: recently yes, but geberally no!!
Do you think you are Attractive: At times
Are you a Health Freak: Really no
Do you get along with your Parents: Generally yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM...big fuck off tropical ones!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Drums Baby
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep, with the Mrs
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep Meadow hell, Chav centre`
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Wish i had
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yip, PATRICIANS BABY!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Faaaar to good looking for that!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: You wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: don't thinks so
Ever been Drunk: Not really, squiffy maybe
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Not post puberty, though some chav tried to hit me, jedi instincs made me dodge!!
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Either, peacefully or saving someones life, the prior is more achievable i fear!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Actor/Sports Journo as Spurs' no 10 shirt seems a very far reach!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Taihiti, already done Fiji. Yes, i do rock
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Kate's
Favourite Hair Color: Kate's
Short or Long Hair: Kate's
Height: Kate's
Weight: Kate's
Best Clothing Style: Kate's
Number of Drugs I have taken: Non
Number of CDs I own: MP3 all the way
Number of Piercings: Kate's
Number of Tattoos: Non
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few, humbling
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My Interests

Travel and experience

Music:

www.myspace.com/patricians Muse, Elbow, Foo Fighters, Sigur Ros, Supergrass, Arctic Monkeys, Pink Floyd, Led Zepp (GODS), Kaiser Chiefs, Colplay, Ash, Lady Smith Black Mombazo, POLYPHONIC SPREEEEEEE (Happiest Band in the world!!), R.E.M., Radiohead, Black Rebel Motorcylce Club, Razorlight, Rage Against The Machine, Guns 'n' Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rolling Stones, The Zutons, Zero 7, Buena Vista Social Club, Beatles, Beach Boys, Beasty Boys, ACDC, Aerosmith........If you don't like these bands...A) get your head checked & b) Sod Off!!

Movies:

Forest Gump, Snatch, Waynes World 1&2, Dumbe and Dumber

Television:

The OC is toooooooooooo addictive!!

Books:

Star's Tennis Balls by Stephen Fry. Rainmaker by John Grisham

Heroes:

Nelson Mandella, Brad Pitt (I will do a film with him), Eddie Izzard, Buddy Rich, Tony Royster Jr, John Bonham, John Stuart Mill, RONALDINHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

My Blog

Coldplay pull out a GEM!!

Ok, so. I'm not a massif colplay fan as they go, but i gotta make some comment about "fix you".  The song was written for the gweneth after her dad died...fair play chris, nice sentiment, but.......
Posted by The Uncle on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:56:00 PST

French philosophy...what a load of bollocks

According to French philosopher Jeans Jaques Rousseau, man requires in his barest state of nature... Sleep, Sexual Pleasure, Food....State of nature?!?!?Jean!! Dude!! you really need to meat more Brit...
Posted by The Uncle on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 06:24:00 PST