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About Me

Isn't this where people go on and on and on about themselves? Never seeming to end? My name is Mike and I grew up in the ghetto. It was awesome and I think I'm a better person than you because of it. I'm goin' out with this girl named Sara. Yeah, as of 11:16:00 PM on 7/17/07 we've been together for 6 years, 9 months, 4 hours, 23 minutes, and 37 seconds. In case you're wondering, we started going out at 6:52:23 PM on 10/6/00 at Knott's Berry Farm on the Dinosaur Ride just past the Mammoth's in the tar pits. I know my girlfriend is gonna hate me for puttin all this up and will likely log on to my account and take it all out and then laugh at me the next time she sees me, but hey, what's a girlfriend for? (Seriously, if you know what a gf is for then send me a message. Over 5 years in and I still haven't figured it out...) On top of all that, I like clay.This is why we do what we do.

Sitcom Intro (parody)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiJkz4K0tPs

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jar Jar Binks, just so I could slap him. It's his friggin' fault that Palpatine became the Chancellor and then the Emperor. Which means of course that Anakin would never have become Vader. Of course, If Qui Gonn hadn't saved JJ then he wouldn't have had the power to call a vote on making Palp the Chancellor. Then again, QG might never have ended up on Tatooine and thus would never have discovered Anakin who would never have become a Jedi and fathered Luke, the most awesome of the Jedi. Man, what an incredibly long winded and depressing line of thought. Actually, I would probably rather meet Peter Griffin.

My Blog

Workin

So I said that I have 4 jobs. I am really tired. I enjoy the fact that I can make a lot of money, but I haven't seen any yet for all of this labor. Arggh. Going to go see my friend Kelsey play at a b...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 18:20:00 GMT

Bloggin’

So I looked @ my old Xanga profile a few minutes ago. I saw how much I actually blogged. I think I'm going to start that up again.I'm 21 now. Which means I can do anything except rent a car. My first ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:27:00 GMT

This is from a Bulletin posed by my lil sis.

Well the answers aren't, but the questions are. "How well do you know the 1st person on your Top 8?" 1. First Name?Sara 2. Age?20 3. Last name?Deckman 4. Middle Name?Does she want ppl to know? ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:53:00 GMT

I'm off...

Alrighty folks, I'm off to Santa Barbara with Sara for the weekend. Peace.
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:16:00 GMT

Here it is folks!

Alright, the first 8 ppl to msg me will be put in my top 8. And they're off... Edited 3/12/06 10:26 PM Jerks, would you message me if I said it would get you money?
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:59:00 GMT

Me in 52 Answers

Here's me in a nutshell. Why 52 questions you ask? Well, there are 52 cards in a deck of cards and my girlfriend's current last name is Deckman and I'm a man so there you go. If you have more question...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 16:23:00 GMT

To My Grandma...

Last night I watched on as my Grandma peacefully passed on from this world to the other. She suffered a long time from Parkinson's and Alzheimer's and a whole host of other things. I love my grandma v...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 12:15:00 GMT

Super Gross...

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU ARE EASILY SICKENED BY GROSS SHIT I.E. PUS, BOILS, PIMPLES, ETC!!! Super Gross Movie That being said, have a nice night everyone.
Posted by on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 22:38:00 GMT

I have great news!

I bet you're expecting me to say that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. Well, I didn't. Nintendo (AKA: God) just released what the Revolution's controller will ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:47:00 GMT

Michael Jackson never looked so good.

Sooo, it can be argued that Michael Jackson's Thriller is the longest video of all time. It can also be argued that it is the best of all time. Either way, it is important to know that imitation is th...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 22:55:00 GMT