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Jason D, bird

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About Me

Heyyy there the name is jason, friends call me j bird, durward, jay, stupid, probly other names i duno, im a senior at alan b shepard, im not the best student, my parents have given up on me but with good reason, I play soccer not well though and i play other sports on my free time, i make some sweet movies w the fellas,when it comes down to it my life is my friends, u ony live once soo do some shit u wouldnt every day just to make it interesting. if u live by that youll b retarded like me but have fun doin it. i luv the sox bears bulls mainly anything from chicago and yeah thats bout me in a nut shellI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

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Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That's how we do things in the sexy business.Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.

Music:

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Movies:

HERCULESE AGAINST THE MOON MEN

Books:

the green arrow, a pimpin good book, it was a comic i cant lie

Heroes:

a mix between peter pan and hercules

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Posted by Jason D, bird on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:27:00 PST