DARI KERANA MATA& |
Hari tu gua nak hanta termpaper wa kat faculty. Pegi la gua ke UNISEL, penempatan dunia ketige dalam sebuah 3rd world country. Rupe2nye supervisor gua kawen. Die cuti sampai bole tahan dekat-dekat nga...
Posted by Zayd Maulana on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:45:00 PST |
THE REASON FOR BEING SINGLE |
Often does my fellow Rockaholics ask me, "Xedd! Why are you still single?" My students never believe that I'm single. The teachers at the office also have an inconsiderable amount of doubts when I sai...
Posted by Zayd Maulana on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:36:00 PST |
Murid2 vs. CIkgu |
Hari itu hari terakhir peperiksaan pertengahan semester. Paper itu paper terakhir depa. Kelas itu relief terakhir wa ai tu. Wa nk lu tau, bkn lu org je yg boring jwp perikse, wa pon boring j...
Posted by Zayd Maulana on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:58:00 PST |
Dewiku Kemurungan |
Saat ku layari bahtera maya
Ku lihat dikau tiada berdaya
Layu dimamah sumpahan asmara
Berkocak bahtera dek laut gelora
Tanpa tali ku bagai digantung
Tersungkur kaki di ambang wati
Usahlah ...
Posted by Zayd Maulana on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:29:00 PST |
ON THE PROMISED LAND WE ROAM |
Last night, I met my ex-schoolmates in Uptown Lama. It seems like a destiny for us who were schooling in JB ended up living in Klang Valley. Klang Valley to us is like Jerusalem to the Jews. In the go...
Posted by Zayd Maulana on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:42:00 PST |
The World Dont Need a V-Day |
You don't need a gift to be appreciated
I don't need a make out to prove me gifted
You don't need a V-Day to make you paid
I don't need a V-Day to get me laid
We don't need a V-Day to make our lives m...
Posted by Zayd Maulana on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:26:00 PST |
What Do I Look Like? |
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it...
Posted by Zayd Maulana on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:35:00 PST |
Shes the Boss! |
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."...
Posted by Zayd Maulana on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:25:00 PST |
THE REASON WHY DRUGS ARE ILLEGAL |
It's not that the world cares about you. The authorities don't give a damn about you. We can get guns at WallMart, for God's sake. Lil' countries like Singapore determine how much children they can ha...
Posted by Zayd Maulana on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:32:00 PST |
IMAGINE |
Imagine there's no heaven. It's easy if you try. No hell below us. Above us only sky. Imagine all the people. Living for today..........:namespace prefix =
Imagine there's no countries. It isn't har...
Posted by Zayd Maulana on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST |
