My comic book characters, Les Claypool, Greg Ginn, Ron Emory, Frank Zappa, and friends of the like, Jesus and the holy shit. I'd buy Jesus a beer, but he owes me five bucks. The ghost in my mom's house, but it always "speaks" in riddles. Sort of frustraiting ecompany some times. Anyone respectable is always nice to talk too (you know who you are) right? Girls are alright, I guess, But I don't even really trust my own mother so don't bite please...