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Elfman

I am gonna go ahead and reinforce...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mr T, The Governator, Ghandi...on here, someone who can hold a conversation and is fairly attractive

Music:

Anything and everything, I like to be tested on my eclectic collection because if I don't know it or have it I would be interested in listening to it.

Movies:

It's not that I watch a lot of movies, it helps but I just remember a ton of stupid shit about them.

Television:

Not a huge fan but I have a few shows...Family Guy, Smallville, Nip/Tuck, WSOP, and Chapelle's Show

Books:

1. The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald 2. 1984, George Orwell 3. The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien 4. Much Ado About Nothing, William Shakespeare 5. Green Eggs and Ham, Dr. Seuss

Heroes:

Donatello, Batman, Spiderman, Egon Spengler

My Blog

Goodbye Home Depot

For anyone who knows me, they know that I have been trying to get out of Home Depot. And wouldn't you know it...I have that kind of luck...I now find reasons to stay. I now realize that my job there i...
Posted by Elfman on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:54:00 PST

One of my infrequent rants

I am not one to believe in visions and omens and such superstition but today I think someone was trying to give me one.So it begins, I am late for my chiropractor appointment this morning (I needed hi...
Posted by Elfman on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:06:00 PST

I am gonna go ahead and reinforce...We are f@$%ing retarded!

    6/6/06 was a crazy day! Technically, it all started at 9pm on Monday the 5th. I decided to go get my new tat with Jeremy & James. Somehow in the process we convinced Jeremy that...
Posted by Elfman on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST

Always Double Down on 11!

I finally went to Las Vegas for the first time. I have to say that it was freaking sweet. Although, everything depends on the people you go with. I always thought of Vegas as this crazy place where yo...
Posted by Elfman on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST

It's like he said "I'm a f@.$ing demon!"

Okay so I love my job now. I hate retail but sales is freaking great. I always enjoy a good challenge. I am finally allowed to go after business customers instead of handing the money off to an overpa...
Posted by Elfman on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:16:00 PST

Don't Sleep With the Patch On

Once again I made the mistake of passing out with my patch on. For those that don't know I am now 1 week clean of cigarettes. In any case the consequences of falling asleep with the patch on are some ...
Posted by Elfman on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:44:00 PST

UCLA has no coverage

It's no wonder why UCLA got blown out today. They have no coverage on the field. I mean look at who their wireless sponsor is, Cingular. Their calls must have been getting dropped as much as the ball ...
Posted by Elfman on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 05:01:00 PST

I'm bored as hell and I want to get ill

Just going to the place where my homeboys chill...WTF is wrong with everyone? I know that we're supposed to be studying and all but I seriously want to hang out with some people. If there is anyone wh...
Posted by Elfman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck Zuma Beach

Alright this is a couple days late but I have been moving and shit. So on Labor Day a bunch of us here at "the house" decided to go to the beach. I would have invited more people but it was really sho...
Posted by Elfman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hotter than shit

I am serious the average temperature of shit is cooler than it is in my room. The people here on myspace can't spell worth anything. The Posted Date for this says that it is in "Augest" whenever that ...
Posted by Elfman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST