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Mary Ann

You're not on fire! You're just eating cake!

About Me


“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”- Kurt Vonnegut

    I almost always absolutely love a good alliteration I want Pam and Jim to be together way more than I should I'm lucky to be loved and love so many I make fun of a lot of things, unrelentlessly I look and act like a mom, a really hilarious awesome mom If you come over to my house and ask me to make muffins, I probably will Also pudding.. a good sense of humor is a deal breaker for me.


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My Blog

Heres to you.

I am happy with my life.To the people who have made me what I am..(In order of appearance)Mom: You showed me that hard work pays off, that if you are determined enough, what you work for will come th...
Posted by Mary Ann on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:27:00 PST

keep me grounded

my sleep schedule was going soooooo well! It might not have been the most normal, but it was steady, I got a steady 9 hours a day. Now it seems as though my body does not wish to do this anymore, bac...
Posted by Mary Ann on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 03:54:00 PST

Pictures galore (warning: lots and lots of pictures)

Lets take a stroll down memory lane shall we?Tons of pictures I know, but there were tons of good times!That about sums it up.. ...
Posted by Mary Ann on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:14:00 PST

How did you get past the security goats?

Good news? ( I think)The new manager a papa johns wants to make me head driver, which would mean a dollar more an hour but also..more responsibility.I told him I would talk to him about it tomorrow, d...
Posted by Mary Ann on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:18:00 PST

What do you expect?

So, when you go to whataburger at 4:30AM you can expect one of two things. Either your going to get really hot fresh food or food that was prepared four hours ago. Food that was prepared four hours a...
Posted by Mary Ann on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:32:00 PST

Gaying out

I crashed as soon as I got home from austin pretty much..which isn't want I wanted to do at all, but I guess I needed the sleep. I woke up in a crazy sweat though and almost immediately texted a frie...
Posted by Mary Ann on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:26:00 PST

streetlight karma

Ok so remember this? Yeah that was a time that really sucked for me.. I just felt like I stood for nothing and I was making a lot of horrible decisions and to top it all off, I was turning streetligh...
Posted by Mary Ann on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:33:00 PST

its a fucking dinosaur!

So I went to the chiropracter yesterday and got adjusted, then went back in today and they did x-rays on my back. Turns out I have an extra vertabrae in my spine, there isn't enough room for it so it...
Posted by Mary Ann on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST

taking pulling up your pants for granted

Yeah..I hurt my back tonight. I was getting clothes out of the dryer and my back just started hurting. I know its my muscles, because this has happened before, my lower back muscles get all tensed u...
Posted by Mary Ann on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:33:00 PST

acidic parachute

You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace. You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions. You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool a...
Posted by Mary Ann on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:03:00 PST