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Mistress Jade will eat you

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About Me

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I'm a sinner and a saint, but don't be afraid we're all insane.

I'm in to chicks mostly, but my boyfriend has been my number one stunnah since my 19th birthday! Almost one year, baby. Aren't you jealous?

Newports come second in my life, followed closely by the euphoria, ganja.
That is all for now.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie, of course. I'd tame that ass in a heartbeat.

My Blog

How to detect spambots.

Solution number one:Click the myspacer in question's profile picture. This will take you to their home page.From there, simply click on their photo again to get to their gallery. Chances are, if they'...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:04:00 GMT

Dangerous Girl

dangerous girlwicked smile that turns me on,you tauntstupid girlalways penetrating my thoughts,you've stripped me of all emotion-of paindangerous girlgrasping tight my sanity,you flaunt my heart as if...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:11:00 GMT

Got my dad's amble.

You know how sometimes you get all sad while going through old picture's? Well, quite the contrary am I. While sifting through these dusty pieces of art, I found a picture I found quite amusing. --Tho...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 23:37:00 GMT

Why is Marijuana illegal?

( Okay, ignore the jerk who wrote the first sentence. Obviously, they weren't well educated on the subject. ) Answer For one you cannot fuction while high. Gee, then I guess my college degree means...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 22:27:00 GMT

Why do people lie to me; why do they hurt me so?

Man, as soon as life gets a little bit better, what happens?, I fucking get dragged into some more bullshit drama. I'M SOO FUCKING PISSED MAN.Alright, so I'm going to lay you guys down with all the d...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 21:41:00 GMT

Bored and anxious

Just sitting at the computer, again, being bored as fuck. Mea has to go to school tonight, and I'm going to clean up her room while she's gone cause we've let it grow out of hand a little bit too long...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 15:49:00 GMT

Pictures pictures!!!

I promised my dad I would put up some pictures of me and David today, so .. here are thee pictchaz. I'm makin some zzz'z. My favorite picture of me and meagan. I love how my hand came out in this pi...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:47:00 GMT

Omg.

I haven't written in my blog in a while. Thought I might write something to show that I'm still among the living. Peace.
Posted by on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:03:00 GMT

So so sore. :/

Dude, I had a wicked night last night with Kari. Omfg. We went to Bricktown Live, right? We saw a shitload of bands, two of them who I actually liked were Revolutions Pariah, and THE SHATNERS<3(Jo...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jun 2005 21:58:00 GMT