Jesus...So I could bitch-slap him. Then i would make a t-shirt that said "I bitch-slapped Jesus", that would be the ultimate thing to do. Not that I believe in him, but if he exists, it's not like it would be any point trying to kill him anyways, so I would definetly go for a bitch-slap..Actually, the t-shirt would have said "I bitch-slapped Jesus.... twice!" because he probably would have turned his other cheek too.. haw haw